The Naked Party Thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Good evening Naked People

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ave, Nero.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ave, Nero.

Hi Bear

How goes things for you this evening?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hi Bear

How goes things for you this evening?

I"m in clover. HM is making my favorite chicken curry dish, the blackberries are ripe, I have sixteen days to freedom and my favorite little genius (yes, genius! She really is) gave me a retirement present. I got a pharaonic mouse pad and a Starbucks card. Now I have three!

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I"m in clover. HM is making my favorite chicken curry dish, the blackberries are ripe, I have sixteen days to freedom and my favorite little genius (yes, genius! She really is) gave me a retirement present. I got a pharaonic mouse pad and a Starbucks card. Now I have three!

Three Starbucks cards ... sounds like you're shaping up to be one well caffeinated retiree

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yup, I'll be bright-eyed and bushy-everythinged.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yup, I'll be bright-eyed and bushy-everythinged.

And how does HM feel about that bushy-everythinged part?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And how does HM feel about that bushy-everythinged part?

She complains when I get prickly. Otherwise, no problem.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

She complains when I get prickly. Otherwise, no problem.

Sounds like everything is good then

 

[UltimateSwitch]

Good morning naked ones...whats the weather like?

 

[randyray]

nice party.....

wanders in.......slips out of my clothes as i head for the lazy boy...........getting more than an eyeful........as i shamelessly ogle.........

 

[UltimateSwitch]

Hey randy, it's ok, shameless ogling is allowed, as long as we can return the favor. *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

 

[UltimateSwitch]

Someone play a game with me, give me a sentence and i'll write a paragraph from it, any sentence but don't try to be weird just anything, but avoid being obsessively random.

 

[SweetWitch]

Page 2? Oh, the horror! What's become of the party?

 

[driphoney]

Page 2? Oh, the horror! What's become of the party?

Hmm.

Can I get you a frozen banana margarita?

How are you, Molly?

 

[SweetWitch]

Hmm.

Can I get you a frozen banana margarita?

How are you, Molly?

Doing well, DH. Got the bananas south of the border myself just today. I'll have Blue whip you one right up.

 

[driphoney]

Doing well, DH. Got the bananas south of the border myself just today. I'll have Blue whip you one right up.

Yum. I'm afraid I haven't met Blue. Maybe you should introduce us . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Yum. I'm afraid I haven't met Blue. Maybe you should introduce us . . .

He's the little blue winged elf who tends bar. You've met him, silly. He likes to cop a feel and look innocent.

 

[driphoney]

He's the little blue winged elf who tends bar. You've met him, silly. He likes to cop a feel and look innocent.

Oh! Him.

Elves do have that way about them. We have quite a habitat here in the Naked Room, don't we? Elves, bears, dragons. Men.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh! Him.

Elves do have that way about them. We have quite a habitat here in the Naked Room, don't we? Elves, bears, dragons. Men.

There's a serious dearth of men tonight.

 

[driphoney]

There's a serious dearth of men tonight.

I guess we'll just have to slip into the bath and see who turns up.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I guess we'll just have to slip into the bath and see who turns up.

Baths?

 

[driphoney]

Baths?

Yes!

It's a man! It's a Bear! Come join us, as you can see, we've been waiting.

 

[SweetWitch]

Baths?

Somehow, I just knew you'd show up after a comment like that.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hey, taking care of all this fur requires a lot of shampoo! I'll be back but there's a Provencal Chard Pie in the kitchen waiting . . .