The Naked Party Thread

[AphroditeReborn]

Having a similar climate, we get a lot of Oz and Seth Erfrican expats here in SoCal. Y'all are a lot easier to understand than the Nigerians and Pakistanis!

*huggles* Bear!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

weneedabump?

 

[JimmyHartley]

Having a similar climate, we get a lot of Oz and Seth Erfrican expats here in SoCal. Y'all are a lot easier to understand than the Nigerians and Pakistanis!

Oh yeah we're getting a lot of influxes from Africs here.
Not to sound racist but I can't understand some of them.

As it should be... I've always wanted a man to make love to my mind before he even thinks about my body [/QUOTE]

Wow, that is one of my philosophies, right next to, when I make love I make love to your whole body not just your erogenous zones.
Well in fact I consider the mind to be the biggest erogenous zone.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

, 'Dite.

I'm off to the woodworking store.

 

[JimmyHartley]

Aw, we want the bump!
Give us the bump!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Aw, we want the bump!
Give us the bump!

You too can have a bump like mine. All you need to do is follow my special patented programme of eating lots of peanut butter sandwiches.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Wow, that is one of my philosophies, right next to, when I make love I make love to your whole body not just your erogenous zones.
Well in fact I consider the mind to be the biggest erogenous zone.

Yup yup indeed... I love to please a man everywhere BUT his cock... Makes it so much more enjoyable when we finally do connect

, 'Dite.

I'm off to the woodworking store.

I'll talk to you soon

You too can have a bump like mine. All you need to do is follow my special patented programme of eating lots of peanut butter sandwiches.

*giggle* Chunky or smooth?

 

[JimmyHartley]

You too can have a bump like mine. All you need to do is follow my special patented programme of eating lots of peanut butter sandwiches.

Here's one I prepared earlier.
*Points to his bump*

 

[JimmyHartley]

Yup yup indeed... I love to please a man everywhere BUT his cock... Makes it so much more enjoyable when we finally do connect

Oh you.
Sounds delightful.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

*giggle* Chunky or smooth?

I'm definitely chunky. Stocky at the best of times. Chunky at the moment, despite all the cycling. Problem is that it just makes me even more hungry.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Oh you.
Sounds delightful.

And I notice you're not a "virgin" anymore

I'm definitely chunky. Stocky at the best of times. Chunky at the moment, despite all the cycling. Problem is that it just makes me even more hungry.

Definitely chunky for me too *laughs* but I've been told that's just more of me to love

 

[JimmyHartley]

This thread took my virginity.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

This thread took my virginity.

mmmmmmmmm so nice we were here to help and what a better thread than this one? with all the nakedness and such

 

[JimmyHartley]

mmmmmmmmm so nice we were here to help and what a better thread than this one? with all the nakedness and such

I must have accidentally fell and put my member into a vagina.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I must have accidentally fell and put my member into a vagina.

Yeh, that's what they all say...

 

[AphroditeReborn]

I must have accidentally fell and put my member into a vagina.

Yeh, that's what they all say...

LMAO

"Accidentally" huh?

 

[SweetWitch]

Jeez! I go to pick up my kid and you guys log in a couple of pages. See if I leave again.

You were meant to respond with a snide comment about Scotsmen. Did I forget to hand you the script?

Are you trying to start something? Oh, and Beastie? I'm the only one that gets to wield the cane in here. :caning:

Hi there, lass!

(Now that would be a safe unoffensive greeting if I didn't have a nagging urge to drop the L when addressing such a fine specimen. )

You really are cruisin', ya know...

*Steals your wallet*

My doubts about my accent are like a well endowed woman's thoughts on her breasts.

If you boys can't behave, I'm going to have to punish.

, 'Dite.

I'm off to the woodworking store.

Bye, VM. See you later.

 

[JimmyHartley]

Yes. >_>

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Jeez! I go to pick up my kid and you guys log in a couple of pages. See if I leave again.

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

If you boys can't behave, I'm going to have to punish.

And that's meant to discourage us??

 

[SweetWitch]

And that's meant to discourage us??

No. It's meant to encourage. I'm in need of this type of misbehavior.

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes. >_>

Only 67 more posts and you get your own AV.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Hi Molly!

 

[JimmyHartley]

Only 67 more posts and you get your own AV.

Are they the titles beneath your names?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Are they the titles beneath your names?

No. The little picture under your name. Adding a tag line comes after quite a few more posts.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Hi Molly!

Aphrodite, it seems that offering to cane you was a breach of protocol. Our hostess guards the caning rights jealously for herself!