The Naked Party Thread

[Emperor_Nero]

I'd rather stay in front of the fire. Getting all wet in the show just sounds chilly.

What about getting wet in front of the fire

 

[SweetWitch]

What about getting wet in front of the fire

That has its possibilities.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

That has its possibilities.

Now we just need to find a fire

 

[SweetWitch]

Now we just need to find a fire

Got a warm one blazing right here.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Got a warm one blazing right here.

If only I wasn't hours away

 

[SweetWitch]

If only I wasn't hours away

There is that, I suppose.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

There is that, I suppose.

That and that pesky work thing

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Will you please watch your language?! It just makes such a complete mess of the evening when someone uses that disgusting word.

 

[SweetWitch]

That and that pesky work thing

I know. It's that annoying habit eating that our families indulge in.

 

[SweetWitch]

Will you please watch your language?! It just makes such a complete mess of the evening when someone uses that disgusting word.

Work, work, work, work, work.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I know. It's that annoying habit eating that our families indulge in.

Damn them

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Work, work, work, work, work.

You're just mean, that's what you are.

 

[SweetWitch]

Damn them

I know. I say we help them break their bad habits.

You're just mean, that's what you are.

You love me and you know it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I know. I say we help them break their bad habits.



You love me and you know it.

Yup. Every little needle just tickles me right.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Hate to say this, but it's bedtime for me ... 2 a.m. comes early

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hate to say this, but it's bedtime for me ... 2 a.m. comes early

I only get up that early to fish. And usually not even then!

 

[SweetWitch]

Yup. Every little needle just tickles me right.

I'd kiss your sore nose, if I could.

Hate to say this, but it's bedtime for me ... 2 a.m. comes early

That's just wrong, no matter how you put it.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's just wrong, no matter how you put it.

I presume that the "wrong" part has to do with getting up at 2 a.m., and not with going to bed as early as 8:30.

 

[SweetWitch]

I presume that the "wrong" part has to do with getting up at 2 a.m., and not with going to bed as early as 8:30.

The wrong is in both parts.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nothin' wrong with goin' to bed early . . . so long as you don't go to sleep for a while.

 

[Elianna]

Nothin' wrong with goin' to bed early . . . so long as you don't go to sleep for a while.

True that!

 

[SweetWitch]

Nothin' wrong with goin' to bed early . . . so long as you don't go to sleep for a while.

Sorry. Forgot that some people do other things besides sleep in bed.

The UPS guy stopped by tonight just as I was loading my arms with firewood out front. He had a package for me and asked if I had room with all the wood. I asked him if he'd like to get out of his truck and carry a load of wood to the house for me.

His response? "Nah. I got my own to carry."

The ass slammed the door shut before I got a chance to respond.

 

[Elianna]

Sorry. Forgot that some people do other things besides sleep in bed.

The UPS guy stopped by tonight just as I was loading my arms with firewood out front. He had a package for me and asked if I had room with all the wood. I asked him if he'd like to get out of his truck and carry a load of wood to the house for me.

His response? "Nah. I got my own to carry."

The ass slammed the door shut before I got a chance to respond.

And here I thought this would end in a clever joke about his "wood". What a jerk.

 

[Tricialen]

Back and all squeeky clean...and very umm relaxed and happy

 

[SweetWitch]

And here I thought this would end in a clever joke about his "wood". What a jerk.

Aw, he was too cute to be a jerk. He had a gorgeous smile.