The Naked Party Thread

[SweetWitch]

Okay. I'll get the kerosene, just in case.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Okay. I'll get the kerosene, just in case.

It'll be fine (unless you're planning on using the kerosene for a quick starter in the fireplace )

Another hour and we'll have this place ready to go for another party

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It'll be fine (unless you're planning on using the kerosene for a quick starter in the fireplace )

Another hour and we'll have this place ready to go for another party

*Looking around*

Do we have a big-screen TV in here ... the game's about to start

*It's probably right in front of me, but I've never been thinking about watching TV in here before *

 

[SweetWitch]

It'll be fine (unless you're planning on using the kerosene for a quick starter in the fireplace )

Another hour and we'll have this place ready to go for another party

I don't think anyone else is up for another party besides us.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I don't think anyone else is up for another party besides us.

Never know ... get the bowl games on a big screen and the free booze, might get more people stopping in than you expect
Then again, we could just make this a private party

 

[voluptuary_manque]

So dreadfully sorry to be late. Is there perchance any lager left? I'm afraid that I've got to be sparing on the carbs. The Mrs. declared that I'm too heavy to climb on top so I've been losing weight since September. If it weren't for Literotica to distract me from all calories it wouldn't have worked. Happy New Year, all, or at least Horny New Year.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No games needed for me. No booze either. Just naked womenz.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

So dreadfully sorry to be late. Is there perchance any lager left? I'm afraid that I've got to be sparing on the carbs. The Mrs. declared that I'm too heavy to climb on top so I've been losing weight since September. If it weren't for Literotica to distract me from all calories it wouldn't have worked. Happy New Year, all, or at least Horny New Year.

No games needed for me. No booze either. Just naked womenz.

Well we have beer, one naked woman and football ... will that work

 

[Tarakin]

Well we have beer, one naked woman and football ... will that work

For me it would work even without the beer and football!

 

[Emperor_Nero]

For me it would work even without the beer and football!

guess we need to round up some more women then ... we have a lovely witch, but she's outnumbered at least 4-to-1

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What? Rather like Manet's The Picnic, then?

 

[SweetWitch]

Never know ... get the bowl games on a big screen and the free booze, might get more people stopping in than you expect
Then again, we could just make this a private party

You're deliciously wicked.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

What? Rather like Manet's The Picnic, then?

Except the men are dressed in that ...

Here, everybody is naked

 

[SweetWitch]

For me it would work even without the beer and football!

I think I may have to put my naked av on again.

 

[SweetWitch]

guess we need to round up some more women then ... we have a lovely witch, but she's outnumbered at least 4-to-1

I don't really see the problem with that.

 

[Tarakin]

I think I may have to put my naked av on again.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't really see the problem with that.

Someone's getting DP'd tonight

(no, not me, I'm not into having that done ot me )

 

[SweetWitch]

Someone's getting DP'd tonight

(no, not me, I'm not into having that done ot me )

Wuss.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I don't really see the problem with that.

show off

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Wuss.

Indeed. I don't let people tie me up either.

 

[SweetWitch]

Indeed. I don't let people tie me up either.

Well, that leaves you out of the mix... LOL.

I brought silk ropes. Who's up for being bound?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Well, that leaves you out of the mix... LOL.

I brought silk ropes. Who's up for being bound?

If I agree, do you promise to have your way with me

 

[SweetWitch]

If I agree, do you promise to have your way with me

Oh, the things I promise to do with you...

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Oh, the things I promise to do with you...

Then tie away

 

[SweetWitch]

Then tie away

Okay, baby. Just lie down on the nice, soft mattress. Now, don't move.