The lit old timers thread

[patient1]

I never made that one lol.

To be fair, the first run ended in early July, and your join date is August.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

To be fair, the first run ended in early July, and your join date is

Timing is everything.
Everything is better with bacon.
Therefore, timing is better with bacon.

My brain is in tangent mode this morning.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Are you really eating goat, or just...KIDDING



Sigh...

I eat goat pretty regularly.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Jasmine keeps trying to infiltrate the Old Timers' Thread..

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Old timer is attitude, not age.

 

[tristantrotsky]

I want a baby goat.

As a vegetarian I don't eat animals.
But I do love to eat pussy.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Not kinkshaming, just wondering

Didn't think you were.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

As a vegetarian I don't eat animals.
But I do love to eat pussy.

A vaginatarian.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Then count me in. I felt old as fuck this morning.

It's all good. As long as you're looking down at the grass and not up, you're still in the game.

 

[tristantrotsky]

A vaginatarian.

Yes, I like that word. That is me.
I like that a lot.I might steal it....

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

To each according to their need.

 

[patient1]

This is better than much of the other stuff tonight.

 

[James G 5]

Might be hanging out with some of the other old-timers. Making sure I have all the necessary supplies.
Half a gallon of lube
Nitrile powder free gloves
Enema kit
Disposable anal douches

Anyone think of anything I'm forgetting?

 

[patient1]

Booze

 

[Lorilei]

Booze

Yes, please.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Might be hanging out with some of the other old-timers. Making sure I have all the necessary supplies.
Half a gallon of lube
Nitrile powder free gloves
Enema kit
Disposable anal douches

Anyone think of anything I'm forgetting?
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Geritol.

 

[Debbie]

I have memories of the litster get togethers and some of the posts those who attended shared.

Some were lovely or hilarious...

 

[thør]

I have memories of the litster get togethers and some of the posts those who attended shared.

Some were lovely or hilarious...

Great to see you here.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Well this thread is a nice find! I generally frequented the AH (I joined in 03 under a different name), but got up to some nonsense here, too.

 

[Lady2020]

Old timers sex play can be complex for sure.

 

[James G 5]

Old timers sex play can be complex for sure.

I have a nice illustrated guide lying around somewhere detailing safe positions after knee or hip replacement
Kinda like the Kama Sutra for oldsters

 

[patient1]

Yes, please.

What's your pleasure?

 

[Lorilei]

What's your pleasure?

Moscow mule, please and thank you.

 

[PersonalFavors]

As a vegetarian I don't eat animals.
But I do love to eat pussy.

Was out to dinner a few months back with a group meeting up that we all used to work together. Good to see the guys. One Indian did not eat meat. When the waitress was there he said he was vegetarian. I clarified that he only wanted to eat things that did not have eyes when they were living. The guy next to me said they didn't fart either.
Great laugh. Took forever to order.
Anyway, I never thought of a vegetarian eating pussy. I asked a lady [vegetarian] that enjoyed my company if when she swallowed it was against her diet. She said not really because she ate cheese.

 

[Plasmaball]

Well this thread is a nice find! I generally frequented the AH (I joined in 03 under a different name), but got up to some nonsense here, too.

What was the old name?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

What was the old name?

she_is_my_addiction