zydrate
Sweet Zydrate
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2010
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*raises his hand*
*points at his raised hand*
*nodnodnods*
*grins soflty*
id volunteer hun
Sure. Twice even. lol
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*raises his hand*
*points at his raised hand*
*nodnodnods*
*grins soflty*
id volunteer hun
Sure. Twice even. lol
You have lady parts!
*nods...agrees...nods, nods, nods*
*t'is pounced. nods...agrees...nods, nods, nods...smiles big and wide*
Ugh. I have survived Thanksgiving and the turkey induced slumber it has inflicted. Amazing....I could swear my family was German/Irish. Holidays come around and my mom goes hardcore Italian on me.
Dryfter's mom: "You're the skinniest one here, you should be the one to finish this......and this......and this......and this......did you want some more to eat? Cause we have plenty!"
*finishes typing and relapses into coma*
Can someone here touch some of my lady parts???
Things are not going well when Santa is selling cars.
Can someone here touch some of my lady parts???
ummm I keep offering and all you do is offer me.....pie.
*blinks*
*offers lady parts to touch her lady parts*
It's zy's O face!
AHH! Luna's first! *offers*
yay!!!!
OMG... *drools*
Men can wait over there *points*
Ladies first!
Moon and I and you...
daisy chain of girly goodness...
We can do an all girl three way...with lots of...
pie eating...
and whipped cream...
*nods*
Moon and I and you...
daisy chain of girly goodness...
We can do an all girl three way...with lots of...
pie eating...
and whipped cream...
*nods*
*revives herself from food & wine coma for lady delights...at least lady parts are revived*Moon and I and you...
daisy chain of girly goodness...
We can do an all girl three way...with lots of...
pie eating...
and whipped cream...
*nods*
Doesn't count!
King sez.
Yawns
Stretches
OMG, and I just happen to have extra whipped cream!! *runs off to the fridge to fetch*
*brain hijacked*
*revives herself from food & wine coma for lady delights...at least lady parts are revived*
At least, something is going to be jacked!
Har har.
OMG, and I just happen to have extra whipped cream!! *runs off to the fridge to fetch*
At least, something is going to be jacked!
Har har.
*brain hijacked*
*dies from hysteria overload*
*follows and then covers her lady parts when the fridge door opens*
Man parts?
Who needs a brain, this is what a camcorder is for.
Dammit.. get the daisy chian started.. she needs mouth to something.
*follows and then covers her lady parts when the fridge door opens*
Man parts?
*watches and then bursts into laughter*
camcorder??? Where???
*looks worried*
You won't put this on youporn??