Annisthyrienne
Drive-by mischief maker
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- Oct 17, 2010
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You know how you know there isn't a higher power?
I'm serious now.
Some Thanksgiving wisdom for everyone.
If there was a deity up there that loved us, pie would be a health food.
Think about it.
A plate of celery, or a plate of pie?
If you choose the celery, you're just wrong. And you should probably be forced to live alone, in the wilderness for the rest of your life.
And you have to lick a tree every day.
While I eat pie.
And live with the rest of the pie eating civilization.
Dirty fucking tree lickers. Get out of here.
No one likes you, and you scare the womenfolk.
I know I'm scared. And by the way, how are you serving your pecan pie? It better be heated with a big dollop of butter melted over it.