The Last Thing You Thought...

[Fish_Tales]

Thong: A kind of Knot used to secure foot wear in polynesian culture. .. I think.

I know it's a knot.

So anything with three strings coming together, a Thong.

Crikey - that's three definitions now...

I won't remember them all after a night at pub

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Thong: A kind of Knot used to secure foot wear in polynesian culture. .. I think.

I know it's a knot.

So anything with three strings coming together, a Thong.

A thong in Hawaiian culture is another word for flip-flop. But in this case, wearing flip-flops and a thong, could be .... mildly.... interesting... depending on taste. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Mephistophelily]

You can't wear flip-flops like a thong!
*purrs and scampers after the girl*

I would pay to see you try.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Crikey - that's three definitions now...

I won't remember them all after a night at pub

Let's just say that all three versions equal something you'd probably want off after a night of drinking.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

LT - I wanna be Feather!

 

[Avellan13]

Flip flops, thongs, I worried where this is going.

 

[Cheska]

Flip flops, thongs, I worried where this is going.

You bend her over, see her thong an spank her with your flipflop?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You bend her over, see her thong an spank her with your flipflop?

YES!!!

*grabs the Halfling and runs away with her for being so damnably smart*

 

[Avellan13]

You bend her over, see her thong an spank her with your flipflop?

Maybe , but then I might as well begin carving my own tombstone.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

holdonwaitwhat?

 

[Cheska]

YES!!!

*grabs the Halfling and runs away with her for being so damnably smart*

Yea! I should get a thong an a Flip flop... so Luna can see an spank! ... not that she needs any of that.

holdonwaitwhat?

Take a deep breath.. now.. get a thong an some flip flops.

 

[Avellan13]

holdonwaitwhat?

Who me

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Yea! I should get a thong an a Flip flop... so Luna can see an spank! ... not that she needs any of that.




Take a deep breath.. now.. get a thong an some flip flops.

IZ CHILLY!

 

[Fish_Tales]

A thong in Hawaiian culture is another word for flip-flop. But in this case, wearing flip-flops and a thong, could be .... mildly.... interesting... depending on taste. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Keep sticking to it - anyone's taste would be satisfied with those thoughts!

Let's just say that all three versions equal something you'd probably want off after a night of drinking.

Unfortunately the drinking happens too often - at least more than me wearing a thong!

LT - I wanna be Feather!

Just write her for now (shit - I'm starting to sound like a school teacher!)

You bend her over, see her thong an spank her with your flipflop?

You just had to take it there.....

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Just write her for now (shit - I'm starting to sound like a school teacher!)

.

Can't.
No brains.

 

[Fish_Tales]

Can't.
No brains.

I read a lot of stuff.

You without brains is still better than a lot of it

LT: Bloody hell - how good is Tony Bennett? I've got an old album playing while I work - and I mean like old - and I'd forgotten how shit hot he is!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I read a lot of stuff.

You without brains is still better than a lot of it

LT: Bloody hell - how good is Tony Bennett? I've got an old album playing while I work - and I mean like old - and I'd forgotten how shit hot he is!

Not good enough.
No brains.

SLT - Where do you work? A retirement home?

LT - no brains

 

[Mephistophelily]

Last I knew, you were a zombie... Didn't you collect enough brains then?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Last I knew, you were a zombie... Didn't you collect enough brains then?

all nommed.
I need unnommed brains.

 

[Mephistophelily]

all nommed.
I need unnommed brains.

*Puts her hat back on and clings the strings down*

 

[Fish_Tales]

Not good enough.
No brains.

SLT - Where do you work? A retirement home?

LT - no brains

That's insulting - but at least you didn't ask me if I lived there!!!

I work from home - hence the Tony Bennett. My study, my music! (Though I might givehim a rest soon - he's getting tired....)

*throws hands up* No brains indeed!!!

If everything in the world needed brains, nothing much would get done

 

[Vail_Indigo]

That's insulting - but at least you didn't ask me if I lived there!!!

I work from home - hence the Tony Bennett. My study, my music! (Though I might givehim a rest soon - he's getting tired....)

*throws hands up* No brains indeed!!!

If everything in the world needed brains, nothing much would get done

Much like a Hebrew National Hotdog, I answer to a higher authority.

Now, Lily, lets get to the nomming.

 

[Cheska]

That's insulting - but at least you didn't ask me if I lived there!!!

I work from home - hence the Tony Bennett. My study, my music! (Though I might givehim a rest soon - he's getting tired....)

*throws hands up* No brains indeed!!!

If everything in the world needed brains, nothing much would get done

True, most of Washington would find itself unemployed.

 

[Fish_Tales]

Much like a Hebrew National Hotdog, I answer to a higher authority.

Now, Lily, lets get to the nomming.

True, most of Washington would find itself unemployed.

I would reply with something witty, but I've been told to be quiet.....

...no doubt to the relief of many!!

 

[Mister J]

"Breathe you idiot..."

just after

"That is exactly what I wanted to read. Precisely."