The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nina327]

Well, shit. I just unintentionally named my boobs "Thomas and Percy". Thanks, Shirt.

How the hell did ya do that?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I really need to break my newly found candy addiction .... combining it with diet soda, my other addiction, does not make it any better.

It sounds only slightly better than my bacon and gravy addiction.

 

[dragonrazor]

I want a giant catshaped robot.

 

[stryker53]

a flush beats three of a kind, a flush beats three of a kind, a flush beats three of a kind....damn I'll NEVER forget that again. a flush beats three of a kind.....

 

[Mephistophelily]

How the hell did ya do that?

Wearing a women's fake football jersey that has "61" on it, right on the chest in giant numbers.

Son realized this. "Mommy! I have trains with those numbers! Those are one and six!"

Me: "Yup! They're Thomas and Percy!" Said while pointing at numbers..
So son runs over and STABS both boobs one at a time. "THOMAS! PERCY!"

...
crap.

 

[Nina327]

Wearing a women's fake football jersey that has "61" on it, right on the chest in giant numbers.

Son realized this. "Mommy! I have trains with those numbers! Those are one and six!"

Me: "Yup! They're Thomas and Percy!" Said while pointing at numbers..
So son runs over and STABS both boobs one at a time. "THOMAS! PERCY!"

...
crap.

That, my dear, is the cutest thing I have heard all night...

 

[fr33ks33k]

"Let a candle burn for every soul with grief, and watch this squalid sphere cast light brighter than the sun..."

 

[Josu_T]

Uhhhh.....did that guy seriously invent that? The fenis? I....I don't know what to think. Wait, did they really make that joke....they did, didn't they. Oh my, this is the most random thing ever.

Watching Dragon's Den, the Canadian version, and one of the pitched businesses was "The Fenis". An item used to bridge the gap between the way males and females urinate. Imagine a plastic penis that women hold, urinating into one end. The purpose is to avoid contact with nasty toilets in public washrooms. Of course there were jokes about the size of it, and various other aspects.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ZOMBIES!!!!! ZOMBIE BUNNIES!!!

shhhh!

 

[sexy_curves]

Definitely needed to accomplish more this weekend

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Definitely needed to accomplish more this weekend

Ditto.
Motivation problems suck.

 

[sexy_curves]

Ditto.
Motivation problems suck.

And strep. Sleeping 16 hours between 1:00 Friday afternoon and 9:00 Saturday morning leads to a pretty awful weekend.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

And strep. Sleeping 16 hours between 1:00 Friday afternoon and 9:00 Saturday morning leads to a pretty awful weekend.

ugh...not even a weekend really

 

[sexy_curves]

ugh...not even a weekend really

Very very true. At least it's a short week this week for me, so things could be worse.

 

[Mephistophelily]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ZOMBIES!!!!! ZOMBIE BUNNIES!!!

shhhh!

I can haz bunneh?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I can haz bunneh?

Do you promise to feed them every day? Lots of greens and very small brains?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I'm surprisingly entertained by The Mighty B!

 

[Mephistophelily]

Do you promise to feed them every day? Lots of greens and very small brains?

Small green brains?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Small green brains?

well, duh.

 

[sexy_curves]

Dear head, stop pounding

 

[Mephistophelily]

I'm gonna go do this.

Scary nasty windstorm, GO AWAY!!

 

[Noon_Shadow]

I'm gonna go do this.

Scary nasty windstorm, GO AWAY!!

If you do, those are some nice socks.

 

[zydrate]

"She's such a whore..."

 

[Daydream_weaver]

brainfreeze!

 

[WillWander]

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me,
Fool me thrice, and someone is gonna get hurt real bad!