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Fuckin auto correct is always trying to clear up swearing.

It's always funny when you get a new phone and have to put all the words into the dictionary for it. My phone now has a list of words that have been added to the Swype dictionary, and it's kind of absurd.
 
It's always funny when you get a new phone and have to put all the words into the dictionary for it. My phone now has a list of words that have been added to the Swype dictionary, and it's kind of absurd.

HEY... it doesnt matter how many times I add "fuck" to my Swype dictionary... It isnt saved. or sometthing.


I can type shit damn motherfucker darlin cock sucker asshat cunt..

but not fuck OR clit..

How did i forget about clit?
 
HEY... it doesnt matter how many times I add "fuck" to my Swype dictionary... It isnt saved. or sometthing.


I can type shit damn motherfucker darlin cock sucker asshat cunt..

but not fuck OR clit..

How did i forget about clit?

For some reason, if fuck is at the beginning of a sentence and thus "Fuck," it makes it somehow separate than the non-capitalized version, so I have to actually put it in twice. I think Swype just likes having "fuck" typed into it. Dirty thing.

I don't know about clit, though.. makes me curious.

*grabs phone*
 
HEY... it doesnt matter how many times I add "fuck" to my Swype dictionary... It isnt saved. or sometthing.


I can type shit damn motherfucker darlin cock sucker asshat cunt..

but not fuck OR clit..

How did i forget about clit?

Mine changed FUCK to FULKERSON
 
It's always funny when you get a new phone and have to put all the words into the dictionary for it. My phone now has a list of words that have been added to the Swype dictionary, and it's kind of absurd.

Yeah my phone has slowly learned my way of speaking and doesn't chose duck when I type fuck anymore. Hehe
 
For some reason, if fuck is at the beginning of a sentence and thus "Fuck," it makes it somehow separate than the non-capitalized version, so I have to actually put it in twice. I think Swype just likes having "fuck" typed into it. Dirty thing.

I don't know about clit, though.. makes me curious.

*grabs phone*

-Laughs-


Mine is just in love with cranky water foul.

Fuck is always corrected to Duck. Every ducking time.
 
-Laughs-


Mine is just in love with cranky water foul.

Fuck is always corrected to Duck. Every ducking time.

Just tried it.. seems to go with clit, no problem.

Looking in my Swype dictionary, just a sample of the words in there...

cat-like
clit
cock
cum
damn
Dreamatorium
face-down
Fishies
fucking
hell
HuffPo
PuffHo
shit
slut
St. Louis
STL
StL



...why on earth that last one is in there that many ways, I have no idea.
 
Oooh no I went back to edit. LoL I needed my swear corrected! Damnit!
Duck!
Just tried it.. seems to go with clit, no problem.

Looking in my Swype dictionary, just a sample of the words in there...

cat-like
clit
cock
cum
damn
Dreamatorium
face-down
Fishies
fucking
hell
HuffPo
PuffHo
shit
slut
St. Louis
STL
StL



...why on earth that last one is in there that many ways, I have no idea.

I'm not going to ask about some of those... ever.

-checks phone-

ass
asshat
Aunt
Bello
Boys
Bug
Bullshit
Ciao
darlin
Echo
Fury
growly
kilpix
minecraft
nuzzle
nuzzling
nuzzles
Shell
Sls
smartass

Seeeee! FUCK and CLIT are not IN THERE!
 
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