The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Wings]

nor should you feel the need to control them. embrace your beauty!

to be fair, when i commented, i was kinda thinking more about this kind of angel than you, but i'm a sucker for big wings

Not you, sweet lady.

 

[Lorilei]

That's all I go for.

Well, I get the triple with jalapenos and two sausage patties. No gravy, that's just not a hash brown accessory.

And no tomatoes! Freaks.

 

[butters]

i'm supposed to be napping!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i'm supposed to be napping!

"....get out of bed...there'll be no more naaaa~ppin'...."

 

[JohnnySavage]

Some little girl on the Hoda show (I can't stand Kathy Lee and refuse to acknowledge her), Lindsey Stirling, is playing the fiddle and she's good. Really good.

It reminded me of the time the devil went down to Georgia to find a soul to steal.

 

[spacekowboy]

Dafuq is going on in there??

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[spacekowboy]

With the influx of pg'ers up in here these days I finally had to shut off signatures.


The relief is immeasurable.

 

[Wings]

How did I wind up a spawn of my parents? Talk about being a fish out of water in my own pond.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Confuse the tourists ? I am the one that is confused.

I stepped outside with bare feet, dressed in my pajamas, at two in the afternoon.

The concrete is wet. Logic tells me that I should be screaming in pain.
My feet should be stuck to the frozen, icy surface of the concrete.

I could dance in a rain puddle, if I wanted to.

It is November, FFS!

Buffalo has nine feet of snow, on the roof. Today, they will pull on their tall snow boots.

The warm air will make them feel as if they are in Florida or Bermuda.

Until they slip on the ice, and fall into a snow bank.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[Wings]

I just had an epic rant about how people keep taking things from my desk, specifically my plan wrench...



...while brandishing my plan wrench.



I'm losing my mind.

 

[spacekowboy]

I just had an epic rant about how people keep taking things from my desk, specifically my plan wrench...



...while brandishing my plan wrench.



I'm losing my mind.

That is as bad as my panic about misplacing my phone while reading the gb on my phone.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

That is as bad as my panic about misplacing my phone while reading the gb on my phone.

I have done the same thing. Glad to know I've got company on this journey to insanity.

 

[spacekowboy]

There's a thread here that shows how phones are made.

Fascinating.

Had I been reading that thread at the time, that would have been some real Through The Looking Glass type shit.



*bong hit*

 

[spacekowboy]

I have done the same thing. Glad to know I've got company on this journey to insanity.

Insanity or senility. Not sure which.


Either way, I'm fun on a road trip.

 

[ryan8558]

I have done the same thing. Glad to know I've got company on this journey to insanity.

Insanity or senility. Not sure which.


Either way, I'm fun on a road trip.

We're all on The Road to Nowhere

 

[unregistered]

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Somebody told me it was a numbers game to keep asking out girls.

So I did. I didnt ask out anyone from work anymore. I wont do that again.

So far I asked out:

1. 10/21 - Jessica
2. 10/22 - Mandy
3. 10/22 - the girl at the bus stop.
4. 10/24 - Heather
5. 10/25 - the girl in the pet store
6. 10/27 - the girl at the gym (I joined a gym)
7. 10/31 - Ashley
8. 10/31 - Danette
9. 10/31 - the punk steam girl
10. 10/31 - the girl dressed as a cop
11. 11/1 - Alicia
12. 11/3 - Tara
13. 11/6 - the girl at Target
14. 11/16 - Jennifer
15. 11/18 - Lauren
16. 11/21 - Kirsten
17. 11/21 - Kirsten's friend
18. 11/23 - the girl in the mall

All said no.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Somebody told me it was a numbers game to keep asking out girls.

So I did. I didnt ask out anyone from work anymore. I wont do that again.

So far I asked out:

1. 10/21 - Jessica
2. 10/22 - Mandy
3. 10/22 - the girl at the bus stop.
4. 10/24 - Heather
5. 10/25 - the girl in the pet store
6. 10/27 - the girl at the gym (I joined a gym)
7. 10/31 - Ashley
8. 10/31 - Danette
9. 10/31 - the punk steam girl
10. 10/31 - the girl dressed as a cop
11. 11/1 - Alicia
12. 11/3 - Tara
13. 11/6 - the girl at Target
14. 11/16 - Jennifer
15. 11/18 - Lauren
16. 11/21 - Kirsten
17. 11/21 - Kirsten's friend
18. 11/23 - the girl in the mall

All said no.

Girls smell desperation. You obviously are covered in it.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Airport trouble for the East Coast on Wednesday ?

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

At least Im trying.