The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[girlsmiley]

Oh Kate. I want to be there.
To hold your hand.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah.


Why don't you just wash my raccoon's head for me.

Alright?

 

[Laurel]

I finally figured out why my raccoon's head smells like raccoon ass.

Is raccoon ass like cat ass? Because cat likes to wait until I'm happily laying in bed playing Threes on my iPhone, then jump up on my chest and back his tail end toward my face. Not cool.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah.


Why don't you just wash my raccoon's head for me.

Alright?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[girlsmiley]

Yeah.


Why don't you just wash my raccoon's head for me.

Alright?

Wash your own raccoon.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is raccoon ass like cat ass? Because cat likes to wait until I'm happily laying in bed playing Threes on my iPhone, then jump up on my chest and back his tail end toward my face. Not cool.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Saint Peter]

Wash your own raccoon.

It is marsupial-like.

Help me out.

 

[Laurel]

Is that a euphemism?

Could be a euphemism.

Or a possum. Hard to tell from this angle.

 

[girlsmiley]

It is marsupial-like.

Help me out.

I'm too sleepy to help. *yawn*

I need to sleep first.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like salt.

 

[Debbie]

Any other Litsters with dead moms on Mother's Day?

What do you all do? We sent chocolates and flowers to Manu's mom (who's alive), but other than that I'm lost.

Mine isn't dead but this year Im glum because I have never known my Mum without mental illness. I've always been the parent in our relationship.

I dunno. It's silly but I feel a bit sad this year about Mums day.

Im lucky I am a mum and I had bigreds Mum for a few years.


Blech.

I hate feeling sorry for myself.

 

[Saint Peter]

And getting a sloppy blowjob.

 

[Saint Peter]

Debbie you fucker!

 

[Debbie]

Debbie you fucker!

Yes, petey my sweetie?

I'm a buzzkiller.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes, petey my sweetie?

I'm a buzzkiller.

You are not. Not even close.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Cat didn't get me anything btw. Again.

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff".

 

[butters]

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff".

she should sack the staff. fancy forgetting!

 

[butters]

do not, on any account, wake from sad dreams, read sadder poetry, whilst listening to chopin's nocturnes. not. good. my head hurts.

 

[RedAllan]

Any other Litsters with dead moms on Mother's Day?

What do you all do? We sent chocolates and flowers to Manu's mom (who's alive), but other than that I'm lost.

This year was the second Mothers Day since my mother died, (although in UK Mothers Day is in March) we lit a candle and gave a donation to the hospice that cared for her, and remembered the happy times.

 

[lovetoread]

My mother is not dead, just left my life when I was young.

So I do nothing on this day, as I don't have any in-laws.

The kids will be taking me out for steak or something, which is good.

 

[Saint Peter]

Would you like a slightly used raccoon?

 

[lovetoread]

For Mothers Day dinner?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sure.

You might want to wash it first.

 

[Debbie]

Thank you, petey.

ltr, it kinda sucks a little bit doesn't it.

We're lucky to have younglings who have us. Even if we are weirdos.

 

[lovetoread]

Thats ok, I will pass on that till its time for Thanksgiving.