Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Morning pal.

I think ive learned my lesson now.

Pah! Yeah, right. Let's wait and see...

But, but I'm leaving my body to science.

I have a lab coat. Well, it's a butchers one, but I can hold a clipboard and make it a lab coat.

Aye, alright.

When Tal is finished with you, even science won't want your body.

Well, you would know.

 

[Tallulah82]

Er... You know you need a Pringles tube. I think we should bury it as I don't see any wanking on the horizon!

Ah, ok. Yeah, the airplane sized ones. Gotcha.

Power of presence............. I don't even know where I am half the time.

Ha! If only you were actually joking.

 

[thefishfryer]

When Tal is finished with you, even science won't want your body.

I was gonna leave my brain, but they already rejected that. Perhaps you'd like it when I'm finished with it?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Well, you would know.

I know. You broke me. Permanently.

Ah, ok. Yeah, the airplane sized ones. Gotcha.

I just KNEW you were going to say that. So predictable

I was gonna leave my brain, but they already rejected that. Perhaps you'd like it when I'm finished with it?

It's okay. I enjoy being young, dumb and full of cum.

 

[thefishfryer]

I have a lab coat. Well, it's a butchers one, but I can hold a clipboard and make it a lab coat.

You'll need your big framed glasses and a shower cap.

 

[Tallulah82]

I know. You broke me. Permanently.

I just KNEW you were going to say that. So predictable

It's okay. I enjoy being young, dumb and full of cum.

In order:

You begged for it.

Fuck off.

True dat.

 

[thefishfryer]

It's okay. I enjoy being young, dumb and full of cum.

I think the word you were looking for was "crap"

 

[Tallulah82]

You'll need your big framed glasses and a shower cap.

Duh!

I already have them on!!

Stoopid.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

In order:

You begged for it.

Fuck off.

True dat.

In order:

I recall begging for a few things but not begging to become a permanent vegetable.

Make me.

Look at you being "down wiv da kids."

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I think the word you were looking for was "crap"

I'm not full of crap. I'm pretty regular. Plenty of fibre. *nods*

However seeing as I haven't spanked the monkey for a good long while, I'd say I'm full of cum.

So ner!

 

[thefishfryer]

Duh!

I already have them on!!

Stoopid.

Sheesh I thought that was just eye-shodow.

Hides behind sofa

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm not full of crap. I'm pretty regular. Plenty of fibre. *nods*

However seeing as I haven't spanked the monkey for a good long while, I'd say I'm full of cum.

So ner!

Was it you that put the Bran Flakes on my Christmas shopping list?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Was it you that put the Bran Flakes on my Christmas shopping list?

No, I just poured an entire bottle of laxative in your coffee.

Can we get off the subject of toiletry habits now? It's a bit shit.

Badoom Tshhh!

 

[Tallulah82]

In order:

I recall begging for a few things but not begging to become a permanent vegetable.

Make me.

Look at you being "down wiv da kids."

In random order:

Sheesh I thought that was just eye-shodow.

Hides behind sofa

Nah. That's just the fading black eye from my latest pub-brawl.

 

[thefishfryer]

No, I just poured an entire bottle of laxative in your coffee.

Can we get off the subject of toiletry habits now? It's a bit shit.

Badoom Tshhh!

Luckily I don't drink coffee. Well only when it's full of whisky and has cream floating on top.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Pah! Yeah, right. Let's wait and see...

I have. Xxx

 

[iLackBrainCells]

In random order:

Er... How do I respond to that?!

Luckily I don't drink coffee. Well only when it's full of whisky and has cream floating on top.

Well I poured it in someone's coffee then!

 

[thefishfryer]

Nah. That's just the fading black eye from my latest pub-brawl.

Shhhhhhh Someone may get the right idea about you.

 

[thefishfryer]

Well I poured it in someone's coffee then!

Ok who had the funny tasting coffee? I want to be sure I'm not in the firing line

 

[Tallulah82]

I have. Xxx

Er... How do I respond to that?!

Shhhhhhh Someone may get the right idea about you.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Right. I need to go eat and feel human. I'll be back later.

Do try and be good this time!

 

[Tallulah82]

Right. I need to go eat and feel human. I'll be back later.

Do try and be good this time!

I'm always good. But not everyone can handle my good.

Catch you later

 

[curvyangel1969]

I'm up way too early!
And it's cold!

How are you all doing today?

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm up way too early!
And it's cold!

How are you all doing today?

Get back to bed, then!

All's good here, thanks. It's a relaxing weekend- woohoo! Feels like ages since I've chilled out properly. Listening to Kelly Clarkson's Christmas album as I cause Lit mayhem

 

[curvyangel1969]

Get back to bed, then!

All's good here, thanks. It's a relaxing weekend- woohoo! Feels like ages since I've chilled out properly. Listening to Kelly Clarkson's Christmas album as I cause Lit mayhem

I'm getting close to being able to go back to sleep... Just in time to wake up again!

Mayhem to Christmas music?? You are such a rebel!!