Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

During - Untitled by D'Angelo
Post Orgasm - You're making me high by Tony Braxton
During - When We by TANK
When horny - Get naked by Britney Spears

I’m adding these to the playlist

 

[Amanda330]

@Amanda330 - Britney Spears?

Is there something wrong with that???

 

[Amanda330]

@Amanda330 - Britney Spears?

Also, I don't see you posting any songs... So shhh. And Britney is an icon. She may have issues but I will always love her

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, I don't see you posting any songs... So shhh. And Britney is an icon. She may have issues but I will always love her

We stan (as the kids once said) Brit Brit in my household. Whatever issues we think she’s has we put on her.

If You Seek Amy was on the shortlist for funny songs the other day

 

[MissLabelled]

Is there something wrong with that???

Not from over here there isn’t!
I will always shake my ass to a Britney song when it comes on.
Even the slow ones lol

If You Seek Amy was on the shortlist for funny songs the other day

Hmm, not sure how I should feel about this. I was thinking of this song also for my “funny song”.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not from over here there isn’t!
I will always shake my ass to a Britney song when it comes on.
Even the slow ones lol


Hmm, not sure how I should feel about this. I was thinking of this song also for my “funny song”.

Thinking like me is always questionable but usually fun jamming to it now

 

[Bry1313]

Who me? Or the baby batter guy? Mine seem pretty well received, so well that I re-shared the recipe here...or did you not follow rule #3 of Lit?

I was hoping for more cookies

 

[Bry1313]

One of the rules is don’t click on Daisy’s links

Always click the links, you are wrong

 

[Bry1313]

@Amanda330 - Britney Spears?

Always Britney…..bitch.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Always Britney…..bitch.

Currently playing

 

[Codeman93]

random thought of the day:
Has anybody ever tried to make banana chocolate chip cookies?

 

[RaineDrops]

 

[Tigobitties98]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

I'm late to the party. Picking a song always feels like asking me to pick a favorite child!

During sex? Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Post orgasm? Wait a Minute - Willow
During orgasm? Tightrope - LP
when horny? Depends, Use Me Up - Bill Withers or Fastlove - George Michael

 

[Tigobitties98]

random thought of the day:
Has anybody ever tried to make banana chocolate chip cookies?

Yes. That union is an abomination.

 

[RaineDrops]

Here ya go!
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-wisdom-aka-how-to-lit.1561485/#post-98396342

Thank you!

Also I just recently told my kid not to take advice from the internet.

 

[jason28053]

Also, I don't see you posting any songs... So shhh. And Britney is an icon. She may have issues but I will always love her

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During sex: Mahna Mahna
Post organsm: Mahna Mahna
During…

I kid I kid ok for serious
During sex: Strokin Clarence Carter
Post Orgasm: Temple of Love by Sisters of Mercy
During Orgasm: Oh My God by Ida Maria
When Horny: I Like you So much Better when you’re Naked also by Ida Maria. Availability heuristic ftw.

 

[BrendaD]

Also I just recently told my kid not to take advice from the internet.

That is excellent advice!

But… did it come from the internet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

random thought of the day:
Has anybody ever tried to make banana chocolate chip cookies?

Yes… because I tend to not use eggs when I cook.

They are delicious

 

[jason28053]

Good question?

 

[RaineDrops]

random thought of the day:
Has anybody ever tried to make banana chocolate chip cookies?

Yes… because I tend to not use eggs when I cook.

They are delicious

Not cookies but I make banana chocolate chip bread without eggs.

 

[Amanda330]

Good question?

That's my philosophy for life...

 

[Bry1313]

View attachment 2332173So anyway folks. I did submit a def option over a month ago. Haven’t heard back from their moderators one way or another but it’s not up yet. I hypothesize that it may be a matter of submission volume. If folks were interested in submitting their own definitions just to prove that it’s an important and relevant phrase…there’s worse comedy to spend you time on.

Don’t care what the definition is. If it involves dirty cheese fucking you know, might align. But whatever seems funny to you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]