Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Why do you think I'm poking around here, lol

I didn't feel anything...

 

[base10]

I didn't feel anything...

Bend over

 

[UnquietDreams]

You are a great cook or so I've read...

I am ok to pretty good. But my Coq au Vin is on point. (Not a euphemism.)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I live in a part of a State that is uncomfortably close to another State that gets a bad rap.

Figure it out? Nope, thst would be all of them... I suck at clues.

I feel like Michigan always gets a bad rap....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bend over

Mmmmmm. Like this?

 

[morelikeasong]

I have to make my own latkes

I make the best latkes

I'm getting antsy @morelikeasong ... no rush though!

Whoops! Thank you I actually totally forgot

Now I want a pastrami on rye and a knish

Yessss

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy FRIYAY everyone.


Sorry, not sorry @Bry1313

 

[Nicefella]

That looks like me on shark week.

All of my blood just left my penis forever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

 

[Nicefella]

During sex? Barry White - my first, my last, my everything

Post orgasm? Barry White - my first, my last, my everything

During orgasm? Barry White - my first, my last, my everything

when horny? Barry White - my first, my last, my everything

We got it together baby …..

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like Michigan always gets a bad rap....

Yet always better than Ohio

 

[BrendaD]

I'll just start reusing pics.... or subscribe to a clown magazine to get new content...

The staff down at “A Clowns Life” are going to be so happy to have a new subscriber.

 

[Bry1313]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During Sex - Get Off by Prince
Post Orgasm - Soft and Wet by Prince
During Orgasm - Orgasmatron by Motörhead
When horny - Erotic City (extended version) by Prince

 

[dawn_of_night]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

Fat bottom girls...
Uuh¿
Centerfold...
Pink Cadillac ....

 

[Wand3rlust]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

Still with the questions.

Which chapter is this?

 

[Bry1313]

Still with the questions.

Which chapter is this?

Don’t worry about it, your real name won’t be in the book

Also, your title couldn’t be a bigger lie, you are the wanker of wankers.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Don’t worry about it, your real name won’t be in the book

Also, your title couldn’t be a bigger lie, you are the wanker of wankers.

Bit judgy

 

[Bry1313]

Bit judgy

I mean, yeah, im in my last week of judging wankers (cue the lot of you “thank Odin”)

 

[BrendaD]

Don’t worry about it, your real name won’t be in the book

Also, your title couldn’t be a bigger lie, you are the wanker of wankers.

Wow… sounds like someone didn’t get their own morning wank in…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean, yeah, im in my last week of judging wankers apart from @Wand3rlust who is obvs not a wanker and I really dont know what i was thinking..... (cue the lot of you “thank Odin”)

FIFY

 

[Nicefella]

The year I discovered hot chicks actually smiled back when you smiled at them. Thank you, 1986.

 

[Bry1313]

FIFY

Wanker behavior if I ever saw it.

 

[lavendersilk]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During sex - "Keep It Up" - Rex Orange County
Post Orgasm - "I Just Had Sex" - Lonely Island
During Orgasm - "Too Soon" - Cooper Alan
When Horny - "I Want Your Tits" - Steel Panther