Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I work from home half the time... I'm always dressed

Just to clarify - my sad reaction was to you being dressed. Not the work from home bit.

 

[Bry1313]

Obviously. Even though I wasn't alive in 1983.

Wounding

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I want to say I can check 1 and 3. But my pussy might be a narcissist

Well, no. I think pussies are allowed to know they're deserving of glory. And I was going to say 1 but then decided against it but... I also think I qualify under #1.

Maybe both our pussies are narcissistic?

I say you’re both #1 and without any need to qualify.

You know every, single penis* not only wholeheartedly thinks it’s glorious and deserving of praise, but also that it’s not a controversial belief or narcissistic

*I’m exaggerating for the sake of humor. The real statistic is probably only 99%

 

[LadyLascivious1]

When you work from home, pants are too much

I work from home half the time... I'm always dressed

I work from home most of the time and only wear pants about 10% of the time. If I actually put them on, they’re usually yoga pants. And that’s a special occasion reserved for when I have to sign for a package and have already inadvertently flashed the neighbors and delivery person too many times that week

 

[vagrantx]

I work from home half the time... I'm always dressed

There's only one acceptable WFH attire: cocoon.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There's only one acceptable WFH attire: cocoon.

I call it a blanket burrito

 

[vagrantx]

I call it a blanket burrito

That's adorable and I shall steal it

I do private yoga instructions. So when a client is coming over, it's like "Okay...how long can I stay like this before I have to get dressed...?"

Just stay in your cocoon! New pose today class; Sheltering Chrysalis. Everyone curl up.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I do private yoga instructions. So when a client is coming over, it's like "Okay...how long can I stay like this before I have to get dressed...?"

What’s the answer?

 

[Bigbobnc]

Ha! To 'stay' would be to do the 'lazily half-wrapped in my blanket without clothes' pose. I'm sure clients would be impressed, but it's 'unprofesh.' Lol...

Unprofessional but oh so memorable and satisfyingly good

 

[Massive Grooves]

Up to 3 minutes before they arrive. Which is playing it PRETTY dangerously, especially for those god awful punctual types!

Checks out. That’s how long I need when the dog wants out. But he’s not a customer.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Ha, how long you need...to dress? Shame you don't have a private backyard.

Not anymore.

We enjoyed the last two summers.

 

[Nicefella]

Good morning S&S!

 

[MissLabelled]

I drink whiskey and send poetry DMs...

Ahem

I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive

Honestly, so true... I'm disappointed with myself.

I have no problem being used as a gateway drug to gayness by either of you

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone who has lived in Ohio and doesn’t hate it

Ahem. Not that you 'know' me, but I've been here 25 years and there's lots I don't care for but there's lots that I love, too.

 

[Amanda330]

I have no problem being used as a gateway drug to gayness by either of you

I have no problem with that either... Though, I'm not quite sure it works like that.

Morning!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

BTW- it is too fucking early and I do not care for it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I too am mostly straight, against my will. Liking men sometimes feels slightly self destructive

Blink twice if you need TLB to get you out of there...

Honestly, so true... I'm disappointed with myself.

*stares with that dissapointed look...*

 

[Guido414]

BTW- it is too fucking early and I do not care for it.

Or as @PlanetaryNebula would say… I DONT WANNA!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

I have no problem with that either... Though, I'm not quite sure it works like that.

Morning!

I'm willing to try, and keep trying

Good morning!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you a time traveler from 1983?

Calin, Calvin Klein....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers
Happy Friday Friday....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Calin, Calvin Klein....

Not...quite.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers
Happy Friday Friday....

Morning, love. And yes. One more day, and 9 off.

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Vitriolhack]

Ahem



I have no problem being used as a gateway drug to gayness by either of you

Is your nickname Molly?