Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m vegetarian. Do you have anything for me?

I was a vegetarian once. For one glorious day I ate nothing but french fries.
Ah, to be 15 again.

 

[Amanda330]

You guys will need a good lawyer. An expensive one.

Are you expensive?

 

[Nicefella]

Or an Alibi??

Alibi would help. Also the SODDI defense.

 

[hotoldrguy]

One of the rules is don’t click on Daisy’s links

Screw that. I click on them!

 

[Amanda330]

Or an Alibi??

I was just planning on getting naked

 

[jason28053]

I’m vegetarian. Do you have anything for me?

True story, my daughter was at restaurant when she was in the second grade and proclaimed to the table her teacher was a lesbian because she didn’t eat meat.

 

[BrendaD]

You guys will need a good lawyer. An expensive one.

Did you miss the part about the lack of evidence?

But don’t worry, it was just a general comment. Nobody in mind. Wait, is that supposed to be no body? I am confused again.

 

[RaineDrops]

Spinach and broccoli?

Yes. Sautéed or grilled?

I was a vegetarian once. For one glorious day I ate nothing but french fries.
Ah, to be 15 again.

And you have never done that since?

 

[BrendaD]

Alibi would help. Also the SODDI defense.

Sex On Dat Day Intense?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

'Cats in the Cradle' is the worst fucking song ever. I'll die on this hill.

I’m not gonn the, but I also have vivid memories of tearing up listening to it on the radio when my son was a few months old. It’s not good but it does what it wants to do

 

[Nicefella]

Are you expensive?

https://www.lawyer-monthly.com/Lawy...the-Richest-Lawyers-in-the-World-1024x683.jpg

No. I’m just right.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Fortunately, it’s not as common anymore
But Christmas Shoes fucking Suuuuuuuuuucks

 

[Nicefella]

Sex On Dat Day Intense?

Some Other Dude Did It.

 

[Amanda330]

Did you miss the part about the lack of evidence?

But don’t worry, it was just a general comment. Nobody in mind. Wait, is that supposed to be no body? I am confused again.

Oh... Fine. I'll cancel my travel plans then. Sheesh.

 

[Codeman93]

It’s drunk o clock

 

[Nicefella]

Oh... Fine. I'll cancel my travel plans then. Sheesh.

If you want to come dig a ditch with me, I’m game.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m vegetarian. Do you have anything for me?

A sandwich on rye with sauerkraut, Russian dressing and Swiss cheese?

 

[dawn_of_night]

True story, my daughter was at ....

You're a dad???

 

[RaineDrops]

A sandwich on rye with sauerkraut, Russian dressing and Swiss cheese?

 

[Nicefella]

A sandwich on rye with sauerkraut, Russian dressing and Swiss cheese?

Bry that actually doesn’t sound all that bad

 

[Wand3rlust]

Happy fake Friday! 5 day weekend? Yes please...

 

[BrendaD]

True story, my daughter was at restaurant when she was in the second grade and proclaimed to the table was a lesbian because she didn’t eat meat.

I missed this when you posted it… so glad I saw it.

That is tooo funny!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did he like to wood work to??

Hey!
That's a quality life skill

 

[NorthernCardinal]

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Happy fake Friday! 5 day weekend? Yes please...

Enjoy!

(Looking at those prices, I need to put my prices up)

 

[jason28053]

You're a dad???

Yes, im old enough. Believe it or not.