Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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What, you don't like the multiple devils scenario? You think just one Satan can handle all this evil shit by themself? Naw, it takes a huge team effort to be adequately devilish in a 15-billion-light-year-radius universe.That is horrible.
Think about Pascal's wager. He said if one believes in a particular deity (let's call it {JHWH}) and is wrong, they've lost nothing, but if they DISBELIEVE and are wrong, they've lost eternity. My counter to that is that if {JHWH} isn't the only deity (and biblical texts record many others), and one believes in the WRONG god-honcho, they're fucked. Like, Cthulhu is not happy with {JHWH} worshippers and munches them like candy, etc. Oops.
Same with devils. Worship / summon / fuck a wrong devil and you're in deep shit. So many devils, so little patience. "But I just wanted satanic incest!" "Sorry, honky; you're in turbo BBC land. Bend over and smile, mofo." Yes, be careful what you summon. And watch out for salamanders.