poll: best improvised sex toys?

[haventdonethat]

Various improvised implements I have seen in use.

Banana
Cucumber, English and ordinary. (she liked big ones)
Windshield ice scraper handle
Screwdriver handle
Steel dumbbell, 3lb.
A stick
Popsicle
Hose going to an air powered sander. (very intense, I tried it too )
Men’s aftershave bottle
Various candles
Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)
Water bottle, 500ml size

 

[eomerson]

Word of advice from a former volunteer ambulance driver...DO NOT use a long refrigerator light bulb. Yes, someone did this. It was the slowest and smoothest ride I ever did to an ER. They get stuck and you really dont want them to break.

 

[Athalia]

Various improvised implements I have seen in use.


Popsicle

Not exactly improvised, but my story "Ginnie's Ice Play" described how to make a "Cocksicle." And a "Vadge-sicle" for the guys.

Various candles

I'm glad somebody mentioned that. Until I could afford better toys, candles were my go-go tool.

Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)

Please include champagne bottles... nice and thick so they won't break, lovely little ridge at the cap. I used one of those once or twice. They worked well, and probably would have worked better had I not helped to dispose of the contents beforehand.

 

[limowreck]

Bottles

 

[RissaJo]

Baseball bat

 

[JeffNoth]

Granted, not much improvisation required...