poll: best improvised sex toys?

[silverwhisper]

what are some of the best sex toys that you've used that weren't actually designed for that purpose? i mean, we all know about fun w/ food, but i was thinking about non-edibles.

ed

 

[Little Bird]

It's NOT a screwdriver-handle!!! These things are far to short...

 

[rcuhljr]

It's NOT a screwdriver-handle!!! These things are far to short...

Less of an issue for us amateurs.... what?

 

[greenffingers]

Gotta be hands, you can take them anywhere with you and make them into a variety of shapes

 

[spyro1123]

this thread REALLY needs pictures!

 

[Little Bird]

Less of an issue for us amateurs.... what?

Oh, you would be surprised to find out what would fit in in some places...

...and terrified to find out that there's only one inch left to get hold on to get it out there again!

 

[SweetErika]

There are tons of great ideas on this in several threads in The Blank Manual under Household + Food

 

[bisexplicit]

I've used some crazy things...
pillows, stuffed animals, loofahs (spelling? you know those sponge type things...), hairbrushes...
maybe we'll just stop there before everyone thinks i'm too weird.

 

[rcuhljr]

I've used some crazy things...
pillows, stuffed animals, loofahs (spelling? you know those sponge type things...), hairbrushes...
maybe we'll just stop there before everyone thinks i'm too weird.

Wierd around here? you'd have to put some serious overtime in.

 

[bisexplicit]

Wierd around here? you'd have to put some serious overtime in.

*laughs* Good point, I think I forgot the audience I was speaking to.

 

[Pleasureboy2]

*laughs* Good point, I think I forgot the audience I was speaking to.

Surely you aren't implying that we are all weird, are you?

 

[rcuhljr]

Surely you aren't implying that we are all weird, are you?

Just accepting

 

[fr34k_n45ty]

hair brushes work well.... umm wash clothes.... uhh can't think of anything eles

 

[Pleasureboy2]

I tried a hair brush once.

 

[bisexplicit]

Surely you aren't implying that we are all weird, are you?

*laughs* No, not weird...well, maybe just a little . But, then again, so am I.

 

[corkscrewer]

Hair brush, mascara bottle, once had a body lotion container that looked like a dildo

 

[DarkMuse]

those Mach 3 razors with the ribbed handles....a rubber ducky...and you can never forget about the massaging shower head! What would I do without that????

 

[Undomiel]

An old toothbrush. Not the bristled end obviously... I've tried a few other random things too. As long as they're not too big and hurty.

 

[silverwhisper]

i used to see someone who used an old perfume bottle. it had fluted edges. 'nuff said.

the most interesting thing i've seen used is a rolling pin. a simple, solid, plastic cylinder.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

i used to see someone who used an old perfume bottle. it had fluted edges. 'nuff said.

the most interesting thing i've seen used is a rolling pin. a simple, solid, plastic cylinder.

ed

Oww. Rolling pins are big.

 

[bisexplicit]

plus...would you really feel comfortable rolling pizza dough out with it afterwards? *giggles*

 

[silverwhisper]

it wasn't all that big: maybe 1, 1 1/2 inches in diameter.

and remember: it's plastic, so dishwasher-safe. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

it wasn't all that big: maybe 1, 1 1/2 inches in diameter.

and remember: it's plastic, so dishwasher-safe. :>

ed

Hmm, good point.
Plus, who am I to judge? hehe. Whatever works for you.
Just remind me not to go over their house on pizza night.

 

[silverwhisper]

bi, you don't use a rolling pin for pizza dough: hand-tossed, all the way.

[yes, that phrasing is for the benefit of any resident brits :> ]

also, you're assuming that relates to my current relationship. i didn't say that. :>

[pokes bi's tummy to see if she giggles like the pillsbury doughboy]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

bi, you don't use a rolling pin for pizza dough: hand-tossed, all the way.

[yes, that phrasing is for the benefit of any resident brits :> ]

also, you're assuming that relates to my current relationship. i didn't say that. :>

[pokes bi's tummy to see if she giggles like the pillsbury doughboy]

ed

Yeah, yeah, well I'm not talented enough to hand toss pizza dough. Oh well.
And shut up, hehe, 'cause I DO squeak when I'm tickled. hehehe.