PM asshattery

[midwestyankee]

Just curious... anyone mention corn?

I don't think this is what Faulkner had in mind.

 

[Emerson40]

mention corn?

No, dear, so far you're the only lover of corn.

Autumn is such a glorious and bountiful time of year. I couldn't imagine a person hitching their wagon only to corn. One's imagination is only as limited as their vegetable patch.

I don't think this is what Faulkner had in mind.

Should an unsolicited PM ever be sent alluding to the treatment of young Temple, suggesting that a hookup with the the ol’ corncob man is in order, I would hope that the sender - in some sort of karmic intervention - may someday receive the same treatment as the poor fellow wrongly convicted of Popeye’s crime.

 

[Aphro]

Not Lit asshattery, but it seems as good a place as any to share this gem.

Last week I downloaded words With Friends onto my phone. I used to play Scrabble on Facebook, but my Scrabble partner lost the job that allowed her hours per day on Facebook, and so I decided to try WWF.

I get a community match game request. I accept it.

There's a little chat feature that let's you talk to the person you are playing with. I use it so I can say "great word!" or "Ugh, I only have vowels" and the like.

New Community match friend sends message : Do you have a hairy pussy?

Goes on to ask me to snapchat him pussy pics, and do I enjoy anal.

This is on Words With Friends.

Maybe they should rename it Perves With Friends.

 

[Emerson40]

Not Lit asshattery, but it seems as good a place as any to share this gem.

Last week I downloaded words With Friends onto my phone. I used to play Scrabble on Facebook, but my Scrabble partner lost the job that allowed her hours per day on Facebook, and so I decided to try WWF.

I get a community match game request. I accept it.

There's a little chat feature that let's you talk to the person you are playing with. I use it so I can say "great word!" or "Ugh, I only have vowels" and the like.

New Community match friend sends message : Do you have a hairy pussy?

Goes on to ask me to snapchat him pussy pics, and do I enjoy anal.

This is on Words With Friends.

Maybe they should rename it Perves With Friends.

A W K W _ R D

 

[Cumference]

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This is on Words With Friends.

Maybe they should rename it Perves With Friends.

"Words with Perves" is more catchy.



But yes, some people are pretty desperate.

 

[Aphro]

Words With Perves is much catchier.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Words With Perves is much catchier.

Because of the assonance.

 

[Aphro]

Asshatery assonance.

It's a beautiful thing.

 

[Que]

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[Cumference]

Not really PM asshattery either:

Today I realized how annoyed I was over a poster, that just has to quote every picture in a thread, adding his own incestuous juvenile caption to it.

All Hail the Iggy-List!

And thus the thread became read-worthy again!
:caning:

 

[Eilan]

Not really PM asshattery either:

Today I realized how annoyed I was over a poster, that just has to quote every picture in a thread, adding his own incestuous juvenile caption to it.

All Hail the Iggy-List!

And thus the thread became read-worthy again!
:caning:

I know who you're talking about, and it's beyond annoying.

 

[Que]

I know who you're talking about, and it's beyond annoying.

Not really PM asshattery either:

Today I realized how annoyed I was over a poster, that just has to quote every picture in a thread, adding his own incestuous juvenile caption to it.

All Hail the Iggy-List!

And thus the thread became read-worthy again!
:caning:

Why is is always incest or cuckolding when someone insists on divulging every stray fantasy thought they ever have? It seems like they all either want to fuck someone they shouldn't or want someone else to fuck the woman that they should be fucking.

That one if they are gone for a while, they go back and bring us all up to date. I iggied them long ago. One of the very few I ignored that I have never had an exchange of any kind with. For a while I had picture thread starters on ignore but I decided I liked having my porn published and delivered to my doorstep like the Wall Street Journal.

 

[Saucyminx]

Bit of real life asshattery:

First meeting for coffee with someone.

Him: I expected you to dress sexier for me, more cleavage, shorter skirt.

Me: I expected you to have more hair, better manners, and look more like the pic you gave my friend to show me. Looks like we were both destined for disappointment.

I still had a good time. After he huffed out in a small shower of hair, I stayed and flirted with the 20-something year old barrista.

 

[RjThoughts]

Bit of real life asshattery:

First meeting for coffee with someone.

Him: I expected you to dress sexier for me, more cleavage, shorter skirt.

Me: I expected you to have more hair, better manners, and look more like the pic you gave my friend to show me. Looks like we were both destined for disappointment.

I still had a good time. After he huffed out in a small shower of hair, I stayed and flirted with the 20-something year old barrista.

That was you a few weeks ago? LOL

 

[Cumference]

That was you a few weeks ago? LOL

That nearly cost me tea in the keyboard!




Regarding my iggied asshat above, he has just delivered 21 of his comments in a row. Even when he is on iggy, his post-pollution can muddy up a thread!

And when some fool posts like this:

Loving the commentaries!

He is certainly not likely to stop.

 

[Saucyminx]

That was you a few weeks ago? LOL

RJ you must have a twin--this was just Friday.

Ok, someone needs to PM who y'all are talking about. I haven't been around for a bit, and I'm never good at the 'guess the alt' game anyway.

 

[Aphro]

That nearly cost me tea in the keyboard!




Regarding my iggied asshat above, he has just delivered 21 of his comments in a row. Even when he is on iggy, his post-pollution can muddy up a thread!

And when some fool posts like this:

He is certainly not likely to stop.

I know who you mean. It is annoying. Some are funny, but not for every single picture.

 

[Eilan]

Bit of real life asshattery:

First meeting for coffee with someone.

Him: I expected you to dress sexier for me, more cleavage, shorter skirt.

Me: I expected you to have more hair, better manners, and look more like the pic you gave my friend to show me. Looks like we were both destined for disappointment.

I still had a good time. After he huffed out in a small shower of hair, I stayed and flirted with the 20-something year old barrista.

BOOM!

 

[RjThoughts]

RJ you must have a twin--this was just Friday.

Ok, someone needs to PM who y'all are talking about. I haven't been around for a bit, and I'm never good at the 'guess the alt' game anyway.

A couple at Starbucks, in Colonie NY, had a 'disagreement' over their looks. It was funnier than shit, seeing him leave because "He was too old for her, and was a lying fuck!"

 

[Cumference]

I know who you mean. It is annoying. Some are funny, but not for every single picture.

Exactly.

It reminds me of the quote attributed to Plato:

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

 

[Eilan]

I had to say something.

 

[neakman]

Posting in Fetish/Sexuality forums seems to attract those one-liners a lot. Someone who dug up a long forgotten post from me, came up with this:

Mmmmm. ...wld lov to see ur unshaved mond...


For the love of god, please use the spell-checker.

maybe they thought MOND was a French way to say MOUND...

 

[Cumference]

I had to say something.

I could do with more new pics and less quoting of and then commenting on already existing pics, particularly when most of the commentary is creepy and incestuous, but that's just me.

Thank the FSM for the ignore function.

And well said it was Sister!
Ramen!

(I think it annoyed him, that his efforts are not universally appreciated)

 

[Cumference]

For the love of god, please use the spell-checker.

maybe they thought MOND was a French way to say MOUND...

Now you made me think of Tom Lehrer's "Be Prepared".
Especially the refrain:

Be prepared! that's the boy scout's marching song,
Be prepared! as through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

 

[Saucyminx]

A couple at Starbucks, in Colonie NY, had a 'disagreement' over their looks. It was funnier than shit, seeing him leave because "He was too old for her, and was a lying fuck!"

This situation was comical too. I figured if he felt the need to dish it, he should be able to take it.

My friends really need to stop trying to fix me up. Some of them seem to think an asshole boyfriend is better than none, and I'm not playing along.