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[Arc da Rat]

*laughs*knowing what it's used for does make it an interesting device, something that is pretty tempting to give up adresses for lol

.oO(Hmm ... I wonder what else would ...)

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

and that random adventure I promised (roll was 61, as I recall) is:

An ogre falls in love with the local lord's daughter.


which isn't as amusing as some, but would still make for interesting RP. Some of the better ones include:

-a powerful tantrist (class in the book...) releases a spell that reverses the sexual preference of everyone for many miles around

-a medusa petrifies lovers in the act of sex then leaves the statues in the public square for all to see

-the adventurer's are falsely accused of kidnapping several concubines from a crime lord's harem

-a doppelganger assumes one of the adventurer's form and commits unspeakable sexual acts

and I like this one best:

-While out in the wilderness, one of the male adventurers wakes up with a blue bow tied around his penis

 

[Arc da Rat]

and that random adventure I promised (roll was 61, as I recall) is:

An ogre falls in love with the local lord's daughter.


which isn't as amusing as some, but would still make for interesting RP. Some of the better ones include:

-a powerful tantrist (class in the book...) releases a spell that reverses the sexual preference of everyone for many miles around

-a medusa petrifies lovers in the act of sex then leaves the statues in the public square for all to see

-the adventurer's are falsely accused of kidnapping several concubines from a crime lord's harem

-a doppelganger assumes one of the adventurer's form and commits unspeakable sexual acts

and I like this one best:

-While out in the wilderness, one of the male adventurers wakes up with a blue bow tied around his penis

Hmm ... I really have to get that book ...

*looks at Khaddy*

 

[Khadgar]

*raises an eyebrow and loks back at Arc* uh, what book is this? seriously....

 

[Arc da Rat]

*raises an eyebrow and loks back at Arc* uh, what book is this? seriously....

*Points to the link Thumble had posted a page or two back*
~~~~> this book

 

[cats]

Keep in mind while that book is DnD compatible, it disagrees with gnome veiws on marriage layed down in races of stone an actual DnD book as well as the veiws of elves and marriage in races of the wild. In fact this book says elves not only don't get married but can't understand the concept of it.


Oh and I have internet again.

 

[Arc da Rat]

YEAH! *Fuzzzles Cats*

 

[cats]

*Is fuzzled* I'd like to point out to tumble in advance I had no say in this.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

hehehe. I'll start worrying if people start groping/molesting. Otherwise it's fun to watch you be fuzzy.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Is fuzzled* I'd like to point out to tumble in advance I had no say in this.

???

How can you point it out in advance when I have already fuzzled you Cats???

hehehe. I'll start worrying if people start groping/molesting. Otherwise it's fun to watch you be fuzzy.

You mean groping / molesting Cats right???

Cos if ya mean in general ... Start worrying ...

 

[Khadgar]

*stretches and whistles while casually walking around untill he is in reach of cats, and sexually molests him.*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*stretches and whistles while casually walking around untill he is in reach of cats, and sexually molests him.*

... *Twitches*

EHHHHHH ...

 

[Khadgar]

*looks over at Arc* hmm?

 

[Screech]

Just gotta say - Tumble, that AV of yours, it ROCKS!

 

[Shotokan07]

*Takes a polaroid of Khad taking advantage of furbal* This is going up for the record. *Pokes furbal with a stick*


Tumb's AV is good if you want to become nausious.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*steals cats away from sexual assult and hides him in her pants* Grr. Mine. *poor imitation of hissing*


and thankies, though I'm pondering what to change it to next.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*looks over at Arc* hmm?

*Twitches*

.oO(What about me ...)

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

I told cats he was being sexually harassed and shoved in my pants and he laughed.


and just cause I can...

*peaks fingers evilly* yeeeesss...

 

[OregonGal]

*clicks the link* lmao too funny, i remember when i was i kid and that was aired...

 

[cats]

* tries to remain calm*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*clicks the link* lmao too funny, i remember when i was i kid and that was aired...

Ditto ...


BTW ~ Bert is not gay!!! Erine is ... lol ... j/k ...

 

[Shotokan07]

Heh... I still try to watch it. Barney never amused as much as this did.

 

[Arc da Rat]

* tries to remain calm*

*Pokes Cats*

 

[OregonGal]

Heh... I still try to watch it. Barney never amused as much as this did.

barney is a wannabe sesame street player

 

[OregonGal]

*pokes arc* gently, of course