Kinkiest thing u have done?

[DaneCopenhagen]

Once fingered my 19 year cousin under the table at a family dinner - the interesting thing was that she didn't say anything og do anything but just sat there and seemingly enjoying it and was extremely wet, so I had to dry my fingers in the tablecloth. Afterwards she didn't say a word until we left - then she just wispered - You can do that again....I never did though, but it was mindblowing and gave me a hardon for days.

 

[RNJAG]

Great thread. With the huge membership here there has to be more stories! Keep em cuming!

 

[MaleLesbo]

mile high foot sex with cum shoot in our seats.

Now...that had to be interesting!!!!!!! Do share this set up!!!!

 

[im_a_man]

received a BJ in the middle of a quiet street while in college! T'was nice!

 

[im_a_man]

also, came in a female friend's high heel without her knowing!

 

[blackstallion21]

well once my sister and i got very drunk and high so we were pretty much out of it and then we started feeling each other up and that led to the most passionate night of sex i have ever had. and yes i m still with my sister and we are in a very lovinging relationship with a beautiful daughter

i have no regrets about what happened between us and if i had a chance i would do it all again i couldnt live without my baby sister in my arms

ok, this is going to sound racist, but there's no other way to say it... this HAS to be a white person!

There is NO way that a black brother and sister could make a baby with out it being Albino. Don't get me wrong, there are a few (only a few though) G O R G E O U S Albino people, but they were done out of an accident 9 in 10 times!
But back to the fact at hand, First of all, yeah I did "experiment" with my sis a couple of times, and also my cousins... most, well some people do! but this was b4 she started having her period and there was the risk of pregnancy. (i won't mention ages because i'm posting on LIT)

but now days, it's frowned upon in her eyes, and we haven't done anything in years!

but EVEN IF I was still doing things of that nature, I don't think I could WIFE something that came out of the same VAJAYJAY that I Did!

#justsayin

 

[blackstallion21]

Once fingered my 19 year cousin under the table at a family dinner - the interesting thing was that she didn't say anything og do anything but just sat there and seemingly enjoying it and was extremely wet, so I had to dry my fingers in the tablecloth. Afterwards she didn't say a word until we left - then she just wispered - You can do that again....I never did though, but it was mindblowing and gave me a hardon for days.

you so should have done that again! I wish I could do that with one of my cousins! lol

 

[blackstallion21]

1. I got a piss bath from a girl who had been drinking ALOT and held it in a LONG time!!! I literally showered in her piss n I LOVED it; hair n all was soaked!!!

2. I fingered a girls pussy n ass so much I could feel the shit up her ass, lol; when I pulled out my finger n yes it was a bit dirty...she opened her mouth n I inserted said finger...she licked n sucked it CLEAN!!!

yeah, don't know why, but this gave me a hard on!

 

[Denny Crane]

Hey MaleLesbo... seriously. Most women you meet want sex, they are just not as open as a man. It's just a girl thing. I have met women in libraries, books stores, bars of course, on a cruise and the best place - the laundrymat. I strike up a nice INTELLEGENT conversation - get them talking - a bit of erotic thoughts thrown in - in a fun way. After a while you will know if they are interested or whether you are barking up the wrong tree. You will know - it is just gut instinct... Then you be very coy about it and look her straight in the eyes, lean in and whisper very gently "Would you like to Fuck"? I strike out about 10% of the time and have only been slapped about 5-6 times in all these years.

Really - women want it just as bad as men - you simply must say the right things at the right time. At least that has been my experience. Also - I find it helpful to be well dressed (suit and tie if possible) and VERY clean and smell nice...

Am I right girls??

9 out of 10 times, when you ask a chick you just met if she wants to fuck, she says yes? You are so full of shit!

 

[Denny Crane]

I was in Columbus, GA years ago going through IOBC, and went out to the club one weekend. This drunk chick ended up taking me home. I had been hanging out at the club with her and her sister and was actually more interested in the sister, because she was a lot cuter. The chick was so drunk and a totally lousy fuck. I ended up just getting out of bed and getting dressed and leaving. But as I was walking down the hallway, her sister stuck her head out of her bedroom door and called me back. She asked why I was leaving already, and I told her. She gave me a big smile, pulled me into her bedroom, and proceeded to rock my world.

 

[YummyDakota]

yeah, don't know why, but this gave me a hard on!

Originally Posted by MaleLesbo
1. I got a piss bath from a girl who had been drinking ALOT and held it in a LONG time!!! I literally showered in her piss n I LOVED it; hair n all was soaked!!!

2. I fingered a girls pussy n ass so much I could feel the shit up her ass, lol; when I pulled out my finger n yes it was a bit dirty...she opened her mouth n I inserted said finger...she licked n sucked it CLEAN!!!
yeah, don't know why, but this gave me a hard on!

wow stallion i gotta agree with u except for the hardon for some reason thinking about doing that made me feel so fucking hott omg might have to explore that fantasy possibly wanna help lol

 

[switchbitch]

I have been avoiding this thread, because how do you choose which is the kinkiest in a life of kink? But I decided to bite the bullet because this one was kinky and very funny. Myself and a group of my equally kinky friends decided to see if it was possible to have an orgy in a telephone box, we managed to get six of us in there,LOL it was absolutely hilarious contortions that we put ourselves through in order to get off in that box, I'm not sure whether it was the laughing or the strange discomfort of trying to get off in such weird positions but it was incredibly hot.

 

[YummyDakota]

I have been avoiding this thread, because how do you choose which is the kinkiest in a life of kink? But I decided to bite the bullet because this one was kinky and very funny. Myself and a group of my equally kinky friends decided to see if it was possible to have an orgy in a telephone box, we managed to get six of us in there,LOL it was absolutely hilarious contortions that we put ourselves through in order to get off in that box, I'm not sure whether it was the laughing or the strange discomfort of trying to get off in such weird positions but it was incredibly hot.

wow thanks for sharing can i be ur biggest fan 6person orgy in a phonebooth omg wow how random thats the kinda stuff i wish i had the guts to attempt and not be shy cause when iam alone like right now i can totally let loose and be fucking wild thanks swtichbitch i would love to hear more of the story soon if possible

 

[NeverWinterNite]

Playing with myself while someone else was driving.

Taking off my thong and giving it to him in his car in broad daylight in the shopping mall parking lot with other people around. He said to turn around so he could see my ass and he felt it a bit. Then he started playing with my pussy and he told me a guy was watching us and we had to stop.

 

[MaleLesbo]

Another time with a different friend...we'd meet up at lunch time for a lil daytime fun! She was a HUGE squirter...not body size but in squirting volume!!! Well one particular time we were together I was play with both ass n pussy...going back n forth...she was creaming all up in my hand! Well I felt a few lil shit nuggets up her ass n told her what a turn on it was...she had cum a few times by then but I proceeded to work them out into her panties...she couldn't believe it!!! I started then working her pussy over again and i said many times 'cum bitch cum all over your shit now, you fucking drench your shit!!!' She fucking creamed again one of the biggest, juiciest cum jobs all over those lil nuggets!!! Her panties were stained and TOTALLY soaked!!! So much so that we had to throw the fuckers away!!! Fortunately she had another pair she could wear!!! It was a HOT albeit KINKY time so much so I've cummed to the thots of that experience many times since!!!!!!!

 

[Shootist]

Playing with myself while someone else was driving.

Taking off my thong and giving it to him in his car in broad daylight in the shopping mall parking lot with other people around. He said to turn around so he could see my ass and he felt it a bit. Then he started playing with my pussy and he told me a guy was watching us and we had to stop.

mmmmm what a great situation to tease you unmercifully in!!!

 

[JunkDreams]

Had sex out in the woods on a log. Pretended I was an animal, LOL!

 

[obstacle1]

ok, this is going to sound racist, but there's no other way to say it... this HAS to be a white person!

There is NO way that a black brother and sister could make a baby with out it being Albino. Don't get me wrong, there are a few (only a few though) G O R G E O U S Albino people, but they were done out of an accident 9 in 10 times!
But back to the fact at hand, First of all, yeah I did "experiment" with my sis a couple of times, and also my cousins... most, well some people do! but this was b4 she started having her period and there was the risk of pregnancy. (i won't mention ages because i'm posting on LIT)

but now days, it's frowned upon in her eyes, and we haven't done anything in years!

but EVEN IF I was still doing things of that nature, I don't think I could WIFE something that came out of the same VAJAYJAY that I Did!

#justsayin

hahahaha

 

[NaughtyPeaII]

being daughter to my dirty daddy and loving every second of it

 

[alyssawesome29]

Um, I would have to say
1) meeting up with a stranger from online and having him bind my tits with rope and deep throat him on the same day
2) my ex-boyfriend had a fart fetish ... I was with him for 2 years ... yeah lol.
3) using a stainless steel hook butt plug. Those things are insane! Not a drip of cum came out for about 2 hours after my Master (at the time) shoved it in me.
4) alternating between rimming a guy and throat fucking him. Now that was fun

 

[Frothydog]

Oops. double-posted

 

[Frothydog]

This is a great thread. I feel moved to add a few of my own adventures:

*First bi/ gay experience when I was 18 (and in the 9th grade. heh.) Got blown by a neighbor guy a few years older than me (also 18 but I think he was a sophomore at the time). He tried to get me to suck him off too, but I was too freaked out. I ended up giving him a handjob after he swallowed my load. It was my first blowjob.
*Met up with a girl through one of the chat lines (pre-internet). I had placed a voice ad saying that I was exploring my bisexuality. I thought it was curious that a girl answered the ad but thought "whatever". We met in a Denny's parking lot. She was a beautiful Asian girl. We talked for awhile and then she told me she had a confession, that she was a SHEMALE! YES! oh my fucking god that was so hot. We rented a hot tub room (Federal Way hot tubs for those of you Seattleites who know of it) and proceeded to have one of the hottest times of my life. It was the first time I ever had a cock in my mouth, and she was surprised at how enthusiastic I was. I remember that her cock was about 5 inches long, so it was perfect for a first-timer like myself. I was able to get her whole cock And her balls in my mouth at one point.
*I've had several bi MMFs
*I've had several bi FFMs
*I've participated in several bi foursomes (with two different couples. One many times, one only once).
*One night my ex-wife and I were out with a girlfriend. Went to the casino and got trashed, and they both started making out with me on the dance floor and at our table. We left to go back to her place and as we walked out I could tell that I was a hero to every guy there. I don't think too many of the women were impressed, but some of them looked curious.
*Another time we(same ex-wife, same girlfriend) went to a gay bar. It was actually a GLBT place and absolutely the most laid-back bar I've ever been to. It was a cool place with the bar itself separated from the dance floor by a sound-proof door. We were in the dance area sitting at a table after dancing and I pulled my hard cock out and they both proceeded to take turns blowing me. Later, as we were leaving, I whipped my cock out on the street and my wife blew me while our girlfriend cheered us on. Fun times.
But...
*The most incredible sex I've ever had is with the woman I am currently with, and we don't really do anything that over the top. It's actually pretty vanilla. We rarely bust out the toys, and usually it's him on top/her on top or 69. But holy jesus I have never been so turned on by anybody in my life. It's true what they say about great sex being 90% mental. We have a very rich fantasy life, and we both have very good imaginations. One thing she would like to do but never has is to bring another man into our bed. The fact that I'm an unrepentant cocksucker completely turns her on. So far she has been nervous to actually do the deed, but we both think it will happen eventually. If not, oh well. I've had the experiences, and like I said, this woman COMPLETELY satisfies me. I have never loved anybody like I love her.

Hope you enjoyed my stories.

 

[sugra]

I have:
Run errands with a vibrator in my ass
Jerked off in my car while driving down the road
Jerked off in a changing room
Screwed in the middle of a field in a city park
Got head in the back of a friend's car
Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater

overall - lots of fun!

 

[im_a_man]

came in/on a female friend's high heels and thong!

 

[im_a_man]

In college, I lived in a house with both boys and girls. One of the girls was really hot! During one spring break, I stayed at school to help watch over things. During that week, I was able to walk around the house buck naked. While wandering, I made my way to the hot girl's room. While naked and looking through her panty drawer, I stumbled upon her g-spot vibrator. I took one of her thongs, wrapped it around my cock, then took one of her high heels and rubbed my cock in it all while sucking on her vibrator. HEAVEN!!!