likitisplit
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what did one tampon say to the other?
nothing...they were both stuck up cunts.
nothing...they were both stuck up cunts.
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"stop me if you've heard this one"A priest is sitting next to a drunk on a bus
On a bus, a Christian priest sat next to a drunk
Groucho lives!!A blond woman was on the very top diving board of a swimming pool.
She was about to dive in when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive, there’s no water in that pool!”
“That’s all right!” said the woman. “I can’t swim!”
A guy goes to a brothel. The madame meets him at the door and asks if she can help him, he tells her it's been a while and he needs to get some relief. The madame takes him in to meet the girls, one asked him what he had, so he dropped his pants and reveals. 2" dick with 'Shortys' tattooed on it.
One girl in the back giggled and said she hasn't got any business in a while so she would take him. 2 hours later, she came back down stairs looking like she was in a war. Hair a mess, clothes falling off of her, walking like she was spent.
The madame ran over and asked what the hell did he do to you?
"Nothing" she said, "But when we were down here it said Shortys, upstairs it said "Shortys Bar and Grill Chattanooga Tennessee"