Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

It can be frustrating to dance around that particular rule. For me, CENSORED years can only be alluded to obliquely.

On the other hand, most guys who've asked me age info in PMs have not been as polite about it as investor2020 was asking you. In fact, many have been quite creepy about it. I don't mind sharing in the course of a conversation, if it comes up naturally, but leading with such questions can be rather cringe...

@investor2020 is one of the nice guys on here. I have no problem talking about that shit with my friends, but I don't talk that shit with strangers. If I get a PM from someone I don't know and they ask me about something personal like that, I just ignore them.

 

[JerseyJade]

Now I'm thinking I've never had a blow job from a girl with braces, and it explains why you like to focus on the head so much

(I did have braces, never did the other thing you're famous for )

I'm sure getting a blowjob from a girl wearing braces is no different than getting one from a girl who isn't wearing braces. But what do I know.

 

[investor2020]

JJ, I know Mr. Hemingway was before your time, but this makes
me wonder if he didn't have someone like you in mind . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sure getting a blowjob from a girl wearing braces is no different than getting one from a girl who isn't wearing braces. But what do I know.

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

 

[JerseyJade]

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

Yeah, good luck with that.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, I know Mr. Hemingway was before your time, but this makes
me wonder if he didn't have someone like you in mind . . .

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

I'm all for a good science experiment, Pmoney. But isn't it going to be super difficult to find girls with braces of a legal, consenting age? Without an unmarked panel van and a 'free candy' sign anyway?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm all for a good science experiment, Pmoney. But isn't it going to be super difficult to find girls with braces of a legal, consenting age? Without an unmarked panel van and a 'free candy' sign anyway?

According to pornhub, there are loads (heehee) of videos with adult girls with braces who suck dick. I'm not sure why that's such a thing, as I'm not particularly moved by someone having braces, but I am particularly moved by getting my dick sucked. Sooooooo...

 

[curious_me]

According to pornhub, there are loads (heehee) of videos with adult girls with braces who suck dick. I'm not sure why that's such a thing, as I'm not particularly moved by someone having braces, but I am particularly moved by getting my dick sucked. Sooooooo...

Did you actually search for girls with braces?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you actually search for girls with braces?

I did. It's not my cup of tea.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I did. It's not my cup of tea.

Wait…did you actually stumble upon a self pleasure boundary?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait…did you actually stumble upon a self pleasure boundary?!

I think this moment surprised us all.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Call Ripley's...

 

[curious_me]

I think this moment surprised us all.

Are you going to be okay?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you going to be okay?

I’ll try again.

Sorry for the thread hijack, Jade. It was blowjob related, if that earns me points.

 

[tnman03]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

 

[Lord Pmann]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

 

[tnman03]

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

Did she poke you in the eye???

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ll try again.

Sorry for the thread hijack, Jade. It was blowjob related, if that earns me points.

No worries. You guys are cracking me up.

 

[JerseyJade]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

Eww! No way!

 

[JerseyJade]

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

And still, no cavities.

 

[13Fantasies]

And still, no cavities.

But she has recently bought stock in Listerine.

She's not only a customer, she's President of the Board

 

[JerseyJade]

But she has recently bought stock in Listerine.

She's not only a customer, she's President of the Board

Nope, I don't use that shit. Tic Tacs for me, thank you.

 

[13Fantasies]

Nope, I don't use that shit. Tic Tacs for me, thank you.

Portfolio diversification, sweetie.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh, huh!