i had a lesbian tell me i was better than her GF.
Jade's World on Lit
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PhiloDaddy
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Hmmm...Oops! I guess I'm a law breaker now.
Doesn't say anything about the other people in the car. Just your partner.
investor2020
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JJ's biggest fear?
JerseyJade
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Lmao!JJ's biggest fear?
jason28053
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Have you had your tonsils outLmao!
JerseyJade
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Nope.Have you had your tonsils out
jason28053
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I know you don’t deep throat lolNope.
JerseyJade
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No I don't. Maybe it's the cum that keeps my tonsils healthy.
Lord Pmann
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No I don't. Maybe it's the cum that keeps my tonsils healthy.
It’s why all dentists make you gargle at the end of every visit.
JerseyJade
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No lie. When I was younger and went to the dentist, I was nervous that he would be able to tell I was doing that.
deefalttwunnyfor
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I thought that stuff tasted funny
Lord Pmann
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No lie. When I was younger and went to the dentist, I was nervous that he would be able to tell I was doing that.
“Excuse me dear, but your teeth are growing in a very penis shaped pattern.”
It’s fluoride rich.
JerseyJade
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Maybe that's why I had to wear braces.
Lord Pmann
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Maybe that's why I had to wear braces.
I sucked zero dicks and I didn’t wear braces. So that tracks.
Now every girl I see with braces… I’m gonna be really nice to her.
JerseyJade
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As you should!
deefalttwunnyfor
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“Hey, I love what you did with your hair today! Btw, unrelated, when do you get those dick-slicers off your teeth?”
HeavyBalls
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Jade, been behaving?
I'm still seeing an abundance of Jersey car plates in Ontario...
I'm still seeing an abundance of Jersey car plates in Ontario...
JerseyJade
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My braces never got in the way.
investor2020
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JJ, I'm not sure I want to know . . . but just how young were you at this time ?? My hesitation in asking is because I'll realize how much I missed in my own youth in not knowing someone like you.No lie. When I was younger and went to the dentist, I was nervous that he would be able to tell I was doing that.
JerseyJade
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Young enough that I'm not allowed to say how old because I would be breaking one of Lit's stupid fucken rules.JJ, I'm not sure I want to know . . . but just how young were you at this time ?? My hesitation in asking is because I'll realize how much I missed in my own youth in not knowing someone like you.
investor2020
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^^^
'nuff said . . . my hesitation (and regret) is therefor understood.
'nuff said . . . my hesitation (and regret) is therefor understood.
Artfan2
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Hmm, I wonder if putting long straight things in your mouth prevents the need for braces.Maybe that's why I had to wear braces.
lil_jenni
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It can be frustrating to dance around that particular rule. For me, CENSORED years can only be alluded to obliquely.Young enough that I'm not allowed to say how old because I would be breaking one of Lit's stupid fucken rules.
On the other hand, most guys who've asked me age info in PMs have not been as polite about it as investor2020 was asking you. In fact, many have been quite creepy about it. I don't mind sharing in the course of a conversation, if it comes up naturally, but leading with such questions can be rather cringe...
JerseyJade
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Um... I don't think so.
ShaneoD
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Now I'm thinking I've never had a blow job from a girl with braces, and it explains why you like to focus on the head so muchUm... I don't think so.
(I did have braces, never did the other thing you're famous for
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