Incest without the incest, or couples that shouldn't be together

[AchtungNight]

I’ve done this a few times. Usually I like to create a couple that seems unlikely on the surface but ends up positive for all parties involved despite the odds. Sometimes it doesn’t last long, but it remains positive while it does. Some examples-

https://literotica.com/s/pathfinder-union-of-the-righteous My Pathfinder story has a polyamorous Paladin hook up with a redeemed Succubus demon.

https://literotica.com/s/two-cats-in-heat
Some of the Olympic athletes in my ficverse have a secret swinger network. A soccer star with a purity ring is hiding her participation while an out and proud libertine is surprised to discover it.

https://literotica.com/s/off-track-hookup Celebrity and fan. Danica Patrick is pulled over by a cute cop and gets infatuated with him. It ends up a source of casual hookups that’s fun but obviously won’t last.

https://literotica.com/s/busy-on-the-creek Actress on a popular tv show decides to play diva over workplace stress and ends up in a casual three way with her coworkers that awakens her bisexuality. I’ve done this with models and film actresses also.

I have also done a paparazzo and actress stalker seduction story, but that one doesn’t last very long. Although Eliza Dushku’s tabloid connections did help her get Bull cancelled later in her career.

 

[mereltje]

Perhaps mother/daughter story. Start with good friends. Living on the same level.

 

[Euphony]

Mansplain away about football. It’s all good .

Em

"Well, little missy, it's actually called American Football but you'd know that if you had even a preons' worth of international culture."

(how am I doing? Mansplany enough? Character believable?)

 

[onehitwanda]

"Well, little missy, it's actually called American Football but you'd know that if you had even a preons' worth of international culture."

(how am I doing? Mansplany enough? Character believable?)

It's called "that weird ritual where men dress up as cars and crash into one another" here in England.

 

[EmilyMiller]

"Well, little missy, it's actually called American Football but you'd know that if you had even a preons' worth of international culture."

(how am I doing? Mansplany enough? Character believable?)

The character is ultra believable.

You are so wise and educated. Can you please tell me more what I should think? *bats eyelashes*

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's called "that weird ritual where men dress up as cars and crash into one another" here in England.

Isn’t that Transformers?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Isn’t that Transformers?

Em

I understand the confusion. Transformers is when grown men get drunk and feel the overwhelming urge to hump trains, cars, lampposts and other inanimate objects.

 

[onehitwanda]

*bats eyelashes*

oh, God, and now I really wish there was a pikawow where his eyes were lit from an explosion or cataclysm or something.

Hmm. Maybe I'll make one

 

[Euphony]

It's called "that weird ritual where men dress up as cars and crash into one another" here in England.

Well I did set the minimum floor at having culture so that tracks...

(Character study continues)

 

[onehitwanda]

Well I did set the minimum floor at having culture so that tracks...

(Character study continues)

I'm not sure if I should feel impressed, insulted, or awed.

 

[Euphony]

I understand the confusion. Transformers is when grown men get drunk and feel the overwhelming urge to hump trains, cars, lampposts and other inanimate objects.

More than meets the Eye™?

 

[onehitwanda]

More than meets the Eye™?

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I was tempted for a moment to push my boobs against the glass when I was at the highest point. But the intrusive thought passed.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

 

[onehitwanda]

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the Union flag of 1606 is causing me problems.

 

[StillStunned]

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If I'm not mistaken, England are (still) World Champs at T20 and ODIs in cricket. And came third at the Rugby World Cup last month.

 

[Euphony]

I was tempted for a moment to push my boobs against the glass when I was at the highest point. But the intrusive thought passed.

How very big of you? Small?

GOD HELP ME THE MANSPLAINY BIT IS TAKING OVER!

 

[Euphony]

If I'm not mistaken, England are (still) World Champs at T20 and ODIs in cricket. And came third at the Rugby World Cup last month.

English sporting achievement to any international language translator:

(it's got full ahold of me now)

 

[Euphony]

The character is ultra believable.

You are so wise and educated. Can you please tell me more what I should think? *bats eyelashes*

Em

"I think we can both agree it's a good thing you found me."

(I'm all ass now)

 

[onehitwanda]

How very big of you? Small?

More than a mouthful, less than a buffet.

 

[Euphony]

More than a mouthful, less than a buffet.

You know you have the most casually insidious imagery on here, right?

 

[onehitwanda]

You know you have the most casually insidious imagery on here, right?

Thanks. I'm blushing

 

[Euphony]

Thanks. I'm blushing

Onehitwanda, the savagest of chickens.

 

[SexMan1959]

Worker & Bosses daughter/wife/son/husband/etc...

I wrote a story with me and my boss' wife one time. deleted it though.

 

[SimonDoom]

Onehitwanda, the savagest of chickens.

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Social media forum behavior 101.

 

[Euphony]

Social media forum behavior 101.

Comedy requires truth to be funny.