If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll bring the camera.

The Praktika, the Richo, or the Minolta? If you go with the Minolta with the 200mm lens, you might be able to get some unsuspecting shots...

 

[Handley_Page]

The Praktika, the Richo, or the Minolta? If you go with the Minolta with the 200mm lens, you might be able to get some unsuspecting shots...

As long as Maj has a smile on her - er - face, I really don't mind

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As long as Maj has a smile on her - er - face, I really don't mind

I'll take care of the smile, all around...

 

[SweetMaj]

I'll take care of the smile, all around...

Please Sir - make me smile!!!

The crack of my...uh...face needs a stretch. /

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Please Sir - make me smile!!!

The crack of my...uh...face needs a stretch. /

Stretching exercises are always good for a body. I think I should see about giving you a really good stretch all over.

 

[SweetMaj]

Stretching exercises are always good for a body. I think I should see about giving you a really good stretch all over.

Oooo - and all over stretch.


(Give it all you've got, Sir!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oooo - and all over stretch.


(Give it all you've got, Sir!)

OK, girl. We'll start by spreading your cheeks into a great big smile.

 

[SweetMaj]

OK, girl. We'll start by spreading your cheeks into a great big smile.

Ahh yesss...

Tell me what you see, Sir.





(Later, Tio.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ahh yesss...

Tell me what you see, Sir.





(Later, Tio.)

Dimples!!!

 

[Handley_Page]

Dimples!!!

Oh ye gods. More use for the camera. . . .

 

[SweetMaj]

Dimples!!!

How many do you see, Sir?


Good morning, Tio.


(And HP!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How many do you see, Sir?


Good morning, Tio.


(And HP!)

Well...theres one on either side of your cheeks when you smile, and then there's two above your other cheeks..

Why don't you slip out of your work clothes, sit on my lap, and smile for HP so he can get a good pic of your dimples...

 

[TheOlderGuy]

How many do you see, Sir?


Good morning, Tio.


(And HP!)

Can we do that again, and again, and again . . . ?

 

[SweetMaj]

Well...theres one on either side of your cheeks when you smile, and then there's two above your other cheeks..

Why don't you slip out of your work clothes, sit on my lap, and smile for HP so he can get a good pic of your dimples...

I'm sitting on your lap facing you while HP take a picture of my exposed dimples.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm sitting on your lap facing you while HP take a picture of my exposed dimples.

That's a good girl; you know how much HP likes that view!

 

[SweetMaj]

That's a good girl; you know how much HP likes that view!

Actually I can feel his eyes on my backside.

(A very special feeling.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Actually I can feel his eyes on my backside.

(A very special feeling.)

Yes, whenever he sees your backside, his eyes pop right out of his head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiU9lbc_IY

 

[Handley_Page]

Yes, whenever he sees your backside, his eyes pop right out of his head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiU9lbc_IY

Ooh, magic.
There are some truly funny bits in that film.

 

[SweetMaj]

Ooh, magic.
There are some truly funny bits in that film.

I'm having Tea in a minute, HP - want some?

And a few 's


(And maybe a lick.)

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm having Tea in a minute, HP - want some?

And a few 's

(And maybe a lick.)

What a wonderful thought, dear.
Tea first, I think.

 

[babylondementia]

What a wonderful thought, dear.
Tea first, I think.

im sure we can forgo the toast and just use the blueberry jam....

 

[Handley_Page]

im sure we can forgo the toast and just use the blueberry jam....

Only if I have eaten.
Otherwise, it's Breakfast or I have a few troubles.

On the other hand, suitably applied jam does not have to be eaten from a plate. . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Only if I have eaten.
Otherwise, it's Breakfast or I have a few troubles.

On the other hand, suitably applied jam does not have to be eaten from a plate. . .

Not only jam, HP...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQVtLDRLN0

 

[SweetMaj]

I feel like an HP-Tio-sandwich.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I feel like an HP-Tio-sandwich.

You could be the filling of the sandwich, and we could fill you, too.