If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Handley_Page]

Does that mean there's no hope for you? Join the club!

Remember, guys "the secret of a good lay is a firm bottom".

Ever seen a clockwork Lemon ?

Maj: come back to bed you flighty thing!

 

[FatBttmGrl]

Remember, guys "the secret of a good lay is a firm bottom".

Ever seen a clockwork Lemon ?

Maj: come back to bed you flighty thing!

Checking bottom for firmness. *sigh* damn...

 

[Handley_Page]

Checking bottom for firmness. *sigh* damn...

Perhaps I can help with the checking ?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Lol.

Sweetie, it takes a depraved mind to appreciate my thoughts.

Well, this site, especially this part of it, is loaded with depravity. I know of no other place on the internet where you will find as much depravity as you see in the Authors' Hangout.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Remember, guys "the secret of a good lay is a firm bottom".

But that only applies if you use the missionary position. For others, a soft bottom is a delight.

 

[SweetMaj]

Remember, guys "the secret of a good lay is a firm bottom".

Ever seen a clockwork Lemon ?

Maj: come back to bed you flighty thing!

I think I'm just as flighty as Dragon.

I love it here in your bed beside you, HP!


(Ever heard of a clockwork Cucumber?)

 

[mellowyellows]

I think I'm just as flighty as Dragon.

I love it here in your bed beside you, HP!


(Ever heard of a clockwork Cucumber?)

You have done enough teasing...now let Big Daddy take care of the rest!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Does that mean there's no hope for you? Join the club!

Well, he would probably say so, at least. Since I'm polyamorous, bisexual, and a switch....he would be right according to accepted Christian dogmas/tradition...at least the Calvinistic ones like his. Oh, well. I'll live. Bear in mind that this was a guy who claimed that Oliver Cromwell wasn't a tyrant and that it was a good idea to jail people for being gay.

 

[FatBttmGrl]

Well, he would probably say so, at least. Since I'm polyamorous, bisexual, and a switch....he would be right according to accepted Christian dogmas/tradition...at least the Calvinistic ones like his. Oh, well. I'll live. Bear in mind that this was a guy who claimed that Oliver Cromwell wasn't a tyrant and that it was a good idea to jail people for being gay.

Anything else you would like to discuss? Come..sit with me in my nice warm bed and we can discuss all night long

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Anything else you would like to discuss? Come..sit with me in my nice warm bed and we can discuss all night long

Time for discussion later....I want to fondle that ass of yours...

 

[FatBttmGrl]

Time for discussion later....I want to fondle that ass of yours...

*covers ass. Suddenly shy due to backside's lack of firmness*

Careful. There's a lot of ass there to fondle, sweetcheeks.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

*covers ass. Suddenly shy due to backside's lack of firmness*

Careful. There's a lot of ass there to fondle, sweetcheeks.

Pushes cover away and begins fondling the nice, plump, smooth ass in front of me....

Remember the Queen song.....yeah, I happen to agree with it....

I start pressing something else against your crack.

 

[FatBttmGrl]

Pushes cover away and begins fondling the nice, plump, smooth ass in front of me....

Remember the Queen song.....yeah, I happen to agree with it....

I start pressing something else against your crack.

lol! I remember LOTS of Queen songs, but am trying to remember the one that references that...

*big sigh* my ass is always getting me in trouble

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

lol! I remember LOTS of Queen songs, but am trying to remember the one that references that...

*big sigh* my ass is always getting me in trouble

"Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Brian May.

Are you gonna take me home tonight...ah right beside your red firelight. Are you gonna let it all hang out... Fat-Bottomed Girls you make the rockin' world go 'round...

 

[FatBttmGrl]

"Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Brian May.

Are you gonna take me home tonight...ah right beside your red firelight. Are you gonna let it all hang out... Fat-Bottomed Girls you make the rockin' world go 'round...

Oh no. I get the song. LOVE the song. I just always assumed given that Brian May wrote it that he was simply showing love for curvy women versus... nevermind... You didn't crawl into my bed to discuss Queen did you?

So...um...back to what was pressing against me?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh no. I get the song. LOVE the song. I just always assumed given that Brian May wrote it that he was simply showing love for curvy women versus... nevermind... You didn't crawl into my bed to discuss Queen did you?

So...um...back to what was pressing against me?

I start rubbing my cock between your cheeks to enjoy the crack there. I love to hump that part of the anatomy....whether in frottage or outright sodomy.

 

[FatBttmGrl]

I start rubbing my cock between your cheeks to enjoy the crack there. I love to hump that part of the anatomy....whether in frottage or outright sodomy.

Lol...note to self. Don't push Max. Conversation can get X-rated pretty damn quickly.

*glancing around to check if anyone can see in*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Lol...note to self. Don't push Max. Conversation can get X-rated pretty damn quickly.

*glancing around to check if anyone can see in*

Guilty as charged.

 

[FatBttmGrl]

Guilty as charged.

Hell! I didn't say 'Stop'.

Just pull the blinds

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hell! I didn't say 'Stop'.

Just pull the blinds

Good idea....pulling them now.

Then resuming my frottage with FBG.

 

[SweetMaj]

Good idea....pulling them now.

Then resuming my frottage with FBG.

I'll watch.

 

[gentledemands]

Why don't you roll over there, doll. Let me scratch that itch for you.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll watch.

I'll join you; and get my camera. . . . .

 

[FatBttmGrl]

ummmm...Max? We seem to have attracted an audience. And HP has brought his camera!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

ummmm...Max? We seem to have attracted an audience. And HP has brought his camera!

Fine with me....how about you? Caressing your bottom as I slide between your cheeks.