If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[stickygirl]

Just be careful where you put your hands, girl.

It's Ok - I have those blue vinyl gloves you like so much

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's Ok - I have those blue vinyl gloves you like so much

Be careful, Jane, or I might have to assess your sub-pubic angle for sex identification...

 

[stickygirl]

Be careful, Jane, or I might have to assess your sub-pubic angle for sex identification...

Ha! I volunteered to have an MRI for research ( like they'll find any answers there! )

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ha! I volunteered to have an MRI for research ( like they'll find any answers there! )

The neuropsychs think it's all in the physio! Weak-brained reductionists, if you ask me. But a manual sub-pubic assessment on the living, that's a real test!

 

[stickygirl]

The neuropsychs think it's all in the physio! Weak-brained reductionists, if you ask me. But a manual sub-pubic assessment on the living, that's a real test!

I'll "hop up" on the couch and "pop" my knees open and probe away

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll "hop up" on the couch and "pop" my knees open and probe away

It's all in whether it's the 'w' or the 'h.'

 

[stickygirl]

It's all in whether it's the 'w' or the 'h.'

what angle would you recommend?!

Googled - not much wiser!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

what angle would you recommend?!

Googled - not much wiser!!

In assessing the living that way eek:which isn't really done!), some would say "Owwww" while others might say "Ohhhh." It's all in the 'w' or the 'h,' then Jane, isn't it?

 

[stickygirl]

In assessing the living that way eek:which isn't really done!), some would say "Owwww" while others might say "Ohhhh." It's all in the 'w' or the 'h,' then Jane, isn't it?

Lightbulb over head Gotcha I've almost certainly said both in the same sentence <- I hate that evil-laugh face

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lightbulb over head Gotcha I've almost certainly said both in the same sentence <- I hate that evil-laugh face

(I rather enjoy that salaciously sardonic leer, dear... but, if you prefer, I'll eschew its use.)

Both in the same sentence? You'd really generate a sentence as a response to such an intrusion? I'll have to look you up next time I cross the pond and hear that for myself!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

(I rather enjoy that salaciously sardonic leer, dear... but, if you prefer, I'll eschew its use.)

Both in the same sentence? You'd really generate a sentence as a response to such an intrusion? I'll have to look you up next time I cross the pond and hear that for myself!

What a pleasant surprise to find you here next to me.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What a pleasant surprise to find you here next to me.

Oh! Goodness! Imagine finding you here. What say we get a couple of drinks and snuggle for a while?

 

[stickygirl]

What a pleasant surprise to find you here next to me.

Hi Babs! We were just playing doctors and nurses

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh! Goodness! Imagine finding you here. What say we get a couple of drinks and snuggle for a while?

And, the pronosis is...

Hi Babs! We were just playing doctors and nurses

sounds perfect!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the pronosis is...

sounds perfect!

Well, I'll just leave you two girls to entertain each other. I must be on my way. Have fun!

 

[Handley_Page]

I am able to offer my services, girls.

 

[walkingeagle]

Good evening!

 

[SweetMaj]

Good evening!

I'm a little confused...

Have I slept all day?


Good morning, Eagle.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm a little confused...

Have I slept all day?

Good morning, Eagle.

Would you care for some more sleep over here ?

 

[SweetMaj]

Would you care for some more sleep over here ?

Yes I would.

I love to sleep in your arms, HP!

 

[stickygirl]

Yes I would.

I love to sleep in your arms, HP!

Care for some afternoon tea? I can offer muffins or crumpets

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Care for some afternoon tea? I can offer muffins or crumpets

What's that? Strumpets, you say? or just the muffs?

 

[stickygirl]

What's that? Strumpets, you say? or just the muffs?

I'm no strumpet Mr T!! Coquettish perhaps...

 

[efs]

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[stickygirl]

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This is no place for embarrassment efs!