If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Tricialen]

After an hour? No, I don't think so.

Then in that case....come back here....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Then in that case....come back here....

Do you think I'd ever leave?

 

[Tricialen]

Do you think I'd ever leave?

Not if I can help it!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Not if I can help it!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .

 

[Molly85]

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .

since when did a freakin bear purr?

 

[TE999]

since when did a freakin bear purr?

Turn off Animal Planet and come back to bed sweetie.

 

[Tricialen]

Turn off Animal Planet and come back to bed sweetie.

Only if you promise to growl for me....

 

[TE999]

Only if you promise to growl for me....

Grrrrrrrr...ruff! Ah, now that's better. Mmmmmm...

 

[Tricialen]

Grrrrrrrr...ruff! Ah, now that's better. Mmmmmm...

Mmmmm....better and better and don't you dare stop....

 

[Molly85]

Mmmmm....better and better and don't you dare stop....

but I have to breathe sometime!

 

[TE999]

Mmmmm....better and better and don't you dare stop....

Heh! Like I would. I'm your rocket to the stars sugar.

 

[Tricialen]

Heh! Like I would. I'm your rocket to the stars sugar.

Where are the seatbelts ?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Where are the seatbelts ?

Jim Beam truly is a friend of mine. He got me a roll in the hay with you.

 

[TE999]

Where are the seatbelts ?

You'll be safe in my lap.

 

[Tricialen]

You'll be safe in my lap.

I don't know about "safe" but ....ummm pleasured...yes...

 

[TE999]

I don't know about "safe" but ....ummm pleasured...yes...

Mmmmm...now you've found the rocket, wanna ride?

 

[SweetWitch]

Mmmmm...now you've found the rocket, wanna ride?

Yes, please. Once around the world and back again.

 

[rgraham666]

You got anything important to do today?

 

[patricia51]

Nothing that can't be postponed for some whipped cream and chocolate sauce...

 

[rgraham666]

I've got rope.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've got rope.

And I've got The Ashley Book of Knots!

 

[Safe_Bet]

More sex? I should think knot!

 

[DesertPirate]

More sex? I should think knot!

Just lucky I guess
Need to work out a few more kinks

 

[john-the-author]

And I've got The Ashley Book of Knots!

Sidenote: a truly incredible book! My ex kept my copy when I moved out so I bought another one. It's a joy to pull off the shelf and browse.

 

[IsabellaKing]

Sidenote: a truly incredible book! My ex kept my copy when I moved out so I bought another one. It's a joy to pull off the shelf and browse.

Read to me