If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Molly85]

Shame on them, leaving you here all bundled up like that. Just let me carefully bite through the ropes and you'll be all fine again.

Mmmm . . . salty. Mind if I clean you off?

just don't eat me... er... on second thought....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

just don't eat me... er... on second thought....

Mmmmm . . . Ssssllllluuuurrrrp!

 

[SweetWitch]

Mmmmm . . . Ssssllllluuuurrrrp!

Would you mind trimming the claws?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Would you mind trimming the claws?

Oh, terribly sorry. *Reaches for king size nail file and set's industrially to work carefully rounding each tip into a dildo shape*

 

[Molly85]

honey I must be under your spell... unless you're really that amazing

 

[Guest]

Would you mind trimming the claws?

Oh, my yes!

It's one thing to deal with razor stubble on sensitive inner thighs.

But this?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

honey I must be under your spell... unless you're really that amazing

Experience counts, my dear.

 

[TE999]

You, my friend, are asking for it.

Another round baby?

I'm up for it if you are.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm up for it if you are.

Better not let the Colonel see you here.

 

[Guest]

Better not let the Colonel see you here.

Oooh.

Who's the Colonel?

 

[TE999]

Better not let the Colonel see you here.

Is that a chicken joke?

 

[TE999]

Oooh.

Who's the Colonel?

Never mind him...wanna play rooster and hen?

 

[_Lynn_]

Is that a chicken joke?

Cute

 

[Guest]

Never mind him...wanna play rooster and hen?

Cheeky.





(Hell, yes!)

 

[TE999]

Cheeky.





(Hell, yes!)

Meet you behind the barn in a few minutes. More than eggs are gonna get laid today.

 

[Guest]

Meet you behind the barn in a few minutes. More than eggs are gonna get laid today.

Sweet!

 

[TE999]

Sweet!

Then you'll be a Rode Island Red.




(Ow! Ow! Quit it! Ow! No more chicken jokes, I promise. )

 

[_Lynn_]

Then you'll be a Rode Island Red.




(Ow! Ow! Quit it! Ow! No more chicken jokes, I promise. )

Need a good lawyer this morning do you?

 

[TE999]

Need a good lawyer this morning do you?

I could use one, yes.

Know any?

 

[_Lynn_]

I could use one, yes.

Know any?

Sure do, handsome

 

[TE999]

Sure do, handsome

Cool! I'm headin' off to bed but I'll get his number from you tomorrow.

Goodnight Lynn.

 

[SweetWitch]

Mmm... biceps.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Mmm... biceps.

Mmm . . . buns.

 

[Guest]

Mmm . . . buns.

I want you again, please.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Awww, darlin'. I gotta go get some work done. Wanna read the story while I'm gone?