If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[kimbalee]

They're fairly long and flexible...are you sure?

well, I felt something a minute ago.

 

[The_Darkness]

well, I felt something a minute ago.

Really? Was it long, kind of thick, dexterous, moist, and touched you in all the right places?

 

[kimbalee]

Really? Was it long, kind of thick, dexterous, moist, and touched you in all the right places?

hmmm... now that you mention it... yes, I believe that's how I'd describe it.

 

[The_Darkness]

hmmm... now that you mention it... yes, I believe that's how I'd describe it.

Good...because I was wondering who I was tenderly licking...

 

[kimbalee]

Good...because I was wondering who I was tenderly licking...

hahah, yeah, right on target.

 

[The_Darkness]

hahah, yeah, right on target.

Mmmmm.....perfection.....

 

[Austin8]

Dude, is that a paintball gun? Or are you just glad to see me...

 

[Golden_Greek]

what a sweet delicious glow you have ...lets see if i can LIGHT you up

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Do I know you?"

 

[kimbalee]

"Do I know you?"

I don't think so... did you want to change that?

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't think so... did you want to change that?

Come a little closer. There's something I need to do with this bunch of rose stems.

 

[kimbalee]

Come a little closer. There's something I need to do with this bunch of rose stems.

I'm hoping that you used the roses for just their petals, and sprinkled them around... and you want me to toss those stems into the garbage can...

how are you? haven't seen you in a while.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm hoping that you used the roses for just their petals, and sprinkled them around... and you want me to toss those stems into the garbage can...

how are you? haven't seen you in a while.

Doing pretty well, thanks.

That's not exactly what I had in mind, actually. Just trust me that you'll enjoy this far more than you ever imagined possible.

 

[kimbalee]

Doing pretty well, thanks.

That's not exactly what I had in mind, actually. Just trust me that you'll enjoy this far more than you ever imagined possible.

yeah, I thought as much... lol but you could at least de-thorn the stems.

glad to hear that you're doing well.

 

[midwestyankee]

yeah, I thought as much... lol but you could at least de-thorn the stems.

glad to hear that you're doing well.

The thorns are the most best part.

 

[kimbalee]

The thorns are the most best part.

hahahah, why did I know you'd think that?

 

[midwestyankee]

hahahah, why did I know you'd think that?

Same way I knew that you'd be afraid—at first.

 

[kimbalee]

Same way I knew that you'd be afraid—at first.

hahaha! true.

so just what are you planning to do with them anyway... and why am I starting to tremble in fear at the prospects of it when I'm not exactly sure just what it is?

 

[midwestyankee]

hahaha! true.

so just what are you planning to do with them anyway... and why am I starting to tremble in fear at the prospects of it when I'm not exactly sure just what it is?

Do you want to know, or do you want to feel?

 

[kimbalee]

Do you want to know, or do you want to feel?

now that makes me close my eyes tightly and tense at the thought of it. I'm thinking I might not want to know. I'll choose the "feel" option and hope for the best.

 

[midwestyankee]

now that makes me close my eyes tightly and tense at the thought of it. I'm thinking I might not want to know. I'll choose the "feel" option and hope for the best.

Smart woman.







Now, was that so bad?

 

[Firebrain]

Smart woman.







Now, was that so bad?

I'm going to leave and get breakfast before I succomb to Yank puns...

 

[kimbalee]

Smart woman.







Now, was that so bad?

not at all... in fact it was quite the opposite of bad.

 

[like2pleez]

not at all... in fact it was quite the opposite of bad.

Good Morning Kimbalee, lets be bad/good together.

 

[kimbalee]

Good Morning Kimbalee, lets be bad/good together.

that's quite the invitation.

good to see you again... it's been a while.