Mebtaz2000
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Drilling without a licenseWaiting room attendant.
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Drilling without a licenseWaiting room attendant.
Waiting room attendant.
Smiling. At police. They don't like smiling, as a rule, I believe...
Based upon her pictures, an insufficient number of, "snacking before dinner" pics....
Assuming that his tongue would be allowed to lick and devour every petal no matter where or on whom it was located
Touching her pussy in public
public flashing... "I promise I would not call it in"
Constantly using that wry smile
Towel theftTaking his towel off to snap it at the ladies.
I meant snap his towel.
Towel theft
For not having a title that occasionally would read 'Reverse Cowgirl' instead of cowgirl.
Flying while visually impairedSetting women's hearts on fire and not staying to put out the flames.
Flying while visually impaired
For putting her freezing cold bare feet on people.Coming in like a whirlwind
For putting her freezing cold bare feet on people.
For claiming to be low fat when actually he's thick, rich and full of calories!For hoarding all the cherries for her pies
For claiming to be low fat when actually he's thick, rich and full of calories!
For not grading the naughty list on a curve.
For inventing low fat mayonnaise...yuckFor expecting me to make an exception on the naughty list. I need proof you were naughty.
For inventing low fat mayonnaise...yuck
exceeding the speed limit
for scratching people with his facial scruff