If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[ydahecnot]

Tickling random ballsacs while eating tuna sandwiches.

Murder

 

[Corbal]

Murder

Touché.

 

[tolyk]

Touché.

For being too Corbalish

 

[mysterydrink]

Touché.

Touchéing without consent.

 

[Corbal]

For being too Corbalish

That is not illegal, butthead.

Touchéing without consent.

Being a butthead.

 

[tolyk]

That is not illegal, butthead.

Being a butthead.

Perhaps, but you really shouldn't have cussed out that cop so much

 

[mysterydrink]

That is not illegal, butthead.

Being a butthead.

For touching my butt and my head with only one hand!

 

[ydahecnot]

For becoming victim No. 2

 

[tender_elf]

For touching my butt and my head with only one hand!

drunk and disorderly

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

drunk and disorderly

bushwhacking behind Whataburger

 

[mysterydrink]

bushwhacking behind Whataburger

You're charged with MMM. Making midgets motorboat.

 

[*professorx*]

bushwhacking behind Whataburger

causing an accident via public nudity

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

You're charged with MMM. Making midgets motorboat.

plagiarizing Manilow during tender moments

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

causing an accident via public nudity

freeballing in a federal building

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

freeballing in a federal building

UGO....Unidentified Glowing Objects...causing mass hysteria and pawing amongst the crowd

 

[*professorx*]

freeballing in a federal building

cute,,,, denim jeans are a bit tight ,,so no dangling today

causing overcrowding in an elevator ....

 

[Learin]

cute,,,, denim jeans are a bit tight ,,so no dangling today

causing overcrowding in an elevator ....

Indecent Exposure of...uh..privates in Class.

 

[seth6138]

Multiple Fake-gasms

 

[*professorx*]

Indecent Exposure of...uh..privates in Class.

guilty of it many times ,,,,never arrested for it though .......

not spotting me correctly at the gym and hurting myself

 

[Learin]

Multiple Fake-gasms

Hoarding Advertisement Boards

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Hoarding Advertisement Boards

defacing statues by attaching homemade ball sacs

 

[*professorx*]

mooning the politicians in public

 

[Littlebitofme]

Blocking the sidewalk with a line of women waiting for special tutoring

 

[rbijon]

Blocking the sidewalk with a line of women waiting for special tutoring

For being Hot In Texas. ....

 

[Violetvixen1]

For being Hot In Texas. ....

For seducing mermaids by the moonlight.