If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[papadoc19]

Drinking and whoring

 

[poppadog]

Howling at the Moon

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Howling at the Moon

organized sex crimes

 

[thejabber27]

organized sex crimes

Battery and assault.

 

[anthilly]

Dog sled hijacking

 

[Dream59]

Dog sled hijacking

bestiality.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dreaming in a reality zone

 

[papadoc19]

Possession of nuclear material

 

[badjanus]

Smuggling tins of spam across the border

 

[TongueLust]

For biting me.

 

[badjanus]

For biting me.

For sure

Squealing and causing ears to bleed

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

For sure

Squealing and causing ears to bleed

selling Mexican Viagra out of her trunk

ViaGrande (TM)

 

[WetBiMoose]

Fondling the cucumbers in the produce section, with her feet.

 

[Lovely2222]

becoming belligerent when he is told that Bullwinkle G Moose and Rocky the Squirrel cannot register as candidates for the next presidential election.

 

[BCJ4]

Public Indecency.

 

[walkingeagle]

Public urination

 

[papadoc19]

Lewd Behavior

 

[BattleBitch]

Lewd Behavior

Impersonation of Ice Cube...

 

[badjanus]

Impersonation of Ice Cube...

A split personality

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Impersonation of Ice Cube...

android pandering

 

[Treasured]

For flaunting her beauty

 

[Sandman63]

For flaunting her beauty

For stealing my heart. Of course I gave it freely.

 

[Learin]

For stealing my heart. Of course I gave it freely.

Hmmm...fuck it! Arrest him anyways.

 

[blazin24]

Hmmm...fuck it! Arrest him anyways.

Not showing off for me.

 

[Fierywhore]

Not showing off for me.

Carrying an oversized load..