If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[wombat9966]

impersonating a gynocologist

smuggling drugs in a sailboat

 

[MausAss]

smuggling drugs in a sailboat

For going underground

 

[SexyNaomi]

For going underground

For walking around in endless circles.

 

[maverick51]

For walking around in endless circles.

Post was for another thread..woops

 

[maverick51]

For walking around in endless circles.

wrong post for thread

 

[may_I_please]

Post was for another thread..woops

wrong post for thread

For his own protection, he's clearly too confused to be allowed out alone

 

[john7771]

How is may I Please today?

 

[MausAss]

How is may I Please today?

For torturing the imagination.

 

[wyshes]

For torturing the imagination.

For killing the black snake and not letting the guitar make noise !!

 

[Muhndoggie]

Arrested for smuggling ferrets

 

[papadoc19]

violating leash laws

 

[MausAss]

violating leash laws

for violating his curfew.

 

[walkingeagle]

for violating his curfew.

peeing on fire hydrants

 

[MausAss]

peeing on fire hydrants

peeing in the water

 

[Monica_112]

For biting with intent

 

[walkingeagle]

For biting with intent

Teasing the dog---

 

[MausAss]

Teasing the dog---

For blocking the runway.

 

[Littlebitofme]

For blocking the runway.

Chasing tail that wasn't his own....

 

[seth6138]

Chasing tail that wasn't his own....

Too much exposed cleavage

 

[Slow Ride469]

Too much exposed cleavage

There's no such thing

 

[papadoc19]

He is a Bama fan so the possibilities are endless (just kidding)

 

[MausAss]

He is a Bama fan so the possibilities are endless (just kidding)

For killing the 18 papadocs before him.

 

[papadoc19]

Killing that snake...don't you know it was an endangered species Cassettus Recordus

 

[MausAss]

Killing that snake...don't you know it was an endangered species Cassettus Recordus

Trying to kill me by releasing the lethal black snake Cassettus Recordus in my home.

 

[papadoc19]

Trying to kill me by releasing the lethal black snake Cassettus Recordus in my home.

Making false statements