TE999
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An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All his tests come back normal.
The doctor says "George, everything looks great. How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies "God and I are in synch. He knows I have poor eyesight, so when I get up in the night to use the bathroom and I open the door, poof ,the light goes on and when I close it, poof, it goes off. It's a miracle."
"I guess it is", says the astonished doctor.
When George leaves, the doctor calls Georges wife.
"Ethel. George is doing fine, but I had to call about the miracle. Is it true that when he opens the bathroom door the light goes on and when he closes it the light goes off."
"Land sakes," Ethel exclaims, "The old fool's peeing in the refrigerator again."
The doctor says "George, everything looks great. How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies "God and I are in synch. He knows I have poor eyesight, so when I get up in the night to use the bathroom and I open the door, poof ,the light goes on and when I close it, poof, it goes off. It's a miracle."
"I guess it is", says the astonished doctor.
When George leaves, the doctor calls Georges wife.
"Ethel. George is doing fine, but I had to call about the miracle. Is it true that when he opens the bathroom door the light goes on and when he closes it the light goes off."
"Land sakes," Ethel exclaims, "The old fool's peeing in the refrigerator again."