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Thanks 'T' for contributing the the thread. I think I could write stories about a few of those songs. I thought about, 'I use to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now".
DG
Thanks 'T' for contributing the the thread. I think I could write stories about a few of those songs. I thought about, 'I use to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now".
DG
Go for it Kimmy, grab a song title and run with it. I promise I'll read it.It does have the makings of a great time...
Go for it Kimmy, grab a song title and run with it. I promise I'll read it.
DG
Hey! I'm not afraid. I've worte about lots of songs. Wonder where I can find the words to. "Just because your nose runs, and your feet smell, doesn't, mean you're built upsidedown."hahah... you first. lol
Hey! I'm not afraid. I've worte about lots of songs. Wonder where I can find the words to. "Just because your nose runs, and your feet smell, doesn't, mean you're built upsidedown."
DG
Tom, it would suck to be a bat under those conditions...
I get it, I get it. Hanging upside down. Damn, I'm smart or really dumb.Only the vampire bats, the rest would just spit.
I get it, I get it. Hanging upside down. Damn, I'm smart or really dumb.
DG
THIS IS REALLY GREAT !!! TURN UP THE VOLUME !!!
New form for this. it's cute but you may need to watch it twice; once to watch the Burma shave signs change, and once to catch all the pictures up above.
For those of you too young to remember 'too bad you missed it !!'
Watch the Burma Shave Signs change
Click here
http://cruzintheavenue.com:80/DYRT.htm
Geez, You're just a baby. I remember them all. Come over and sit on my lap and I'll tell you everything about the past.Okay, I know I've seen the Statler Brothers (singing the song) and I have been on "the whip" ride at an amusement park. Nothing else, though.
Geez, You're just a baby. I remember them all. Come over and sit on my lap and I'll tell you everything about the past.
No reply, because I know it would incriminate me. Irrefutable evidence I might add.giggling... I don't think you'd tell me about the past if I was sitting on your lap...
No reply, because I know it would incriminate me. Irrefutable evidence I might add.
Bad DG: :caning:
Just read this one. It's hilarious.
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; t he suit fits him perfectly .
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
Now that was a good one Kimmy. It makes me want to go plant a tree and have a nice ash in my back yard when it gets bigger. Are ashes both male and female. Of couse I want a female one with a knot hole in it. So the squirrels have a place to put their nuts.