Have you ever tried.......??

[entitled]

or red thread... or mud...
And yes, by the way, that is BDSM- it's the BD part (Bondage/Disciplne)
BDSM doesn't always have to hurt...

i know this, but how many BDSM reader will?

 

[cloudy]

Have you ever watched the Jerry Springer Show, and realized you knew one of the guests?

(no shit, I swear)

 

[Stella_Omega]

i know this, but how many BDSM reader will?

Hmm. The ones that specialise in B/D will know that.. or you can use your writing to educate, to a certain extant.

back when I was learning, I learned a lot from the stories written by Pat Califia. She was always very precise about what could and couldn't actually be done, and always very hot!

now she's a he...

 

[zeb1094]

Have you ever dug a tunnel in a big chunk of granite in a hill with an M60 machine gun!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Have you ever attempted to subdue a snake using only potato salad?

 

[zeb1094]

Have you ever been in a three horse accident?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Have you ever accidentally broken into someone's car?

How about farted (loudly) on a date?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Have you ever watched the Jerry Springer Show, and realized you knew one of the guests?

(no shit, I swear)

HAd they reallly done whatever it was?
I figure they're actors as often as not

 

[carsonshepherd]

HAd they reallly done whatever it was?
I figure they're actors as often as not

I think they're just liars. Some acquaintances concocted an elaborate lie and got on the show. The producers made no effort to confirm the facts, of course, and even invited one of them back to be on another show, with people they didn't even know.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Have you ever called a person's employer, pretending to be that person(albeit badly) and quit their job?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Have you ever called a person's employer, pretending to be that person(albeit badly) and quit their job?

*snicker*

What about called that person's date, pretending to be that person, and told them they/you couldn't make it?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*snicker*

What about called that person's date, pretending to be that person, and told them they/you couldn't make it?

Heh.
Have you ever driven along a scenic road, pretending to talk on a rotary telephone?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Have you ever lost someone else's car?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Have you ever walked into a convenience store wearing gloves on your feet?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Have you ever thrown away your underwear in a public garbage can?

 

[elsol]

Have you ever had a 1/2 hour conversation with your 'in uniform, car lights going off' policemen landlords while your girlfriend is tied up in the bedroom (to which the door is wide open) and she was about 2 seconds away from orgasm before the doorbell rang? (And no, I did not wait two seconds before answering the door... learned that lesson a while ago.)

Even the obligatory...

Policeman: Where's 'Girlfriend'?

ElSol: She got tied up.

---Funny thing is a very similar thing happened to me in college except the girl was fully visible when I opened the door for the preceptor.

Seriously, people need to stop interrupting me when I'm working.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Belegon]

Have you ever fucked a ministers daughter? (She wasn't as good as I had been led to believe.)

Cat

yes...and she was too wild for me. The girl wanted to do things where I just couldn't go...she was all about breaking barriers. But she was also very troubled. a few months after I told her I just could not do that on the alter (really!) I was holding her hand in ICU. She had put herself there.

 

[SummerMorning]

Have you ever practiced drifting your car on a frozen parking lot? Around lamp posts? Through lamp posts?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Called the police from a bar to report your car stolen, and halfway through filling out the report that it finally dawns on you that you came with a friend.

 

[Athena_e19]

Have you (and a partner) ever run away from a police officer investigating reports of "illicit" or "explicit" activities after dark in a park, only to be introduced to him later- as your volleyball coach AND he recognizes you?

 

[Retriever1979]

Have you farting during orgasmed?

 

[mcopado]

Have you farting during orgasmed?

erm...yes

Have you everred peed during an orgasm????

 

[SensualCealy]

Have you ever had sex in someone elses brand new truck, only having the keys for a matter of hours?

 

[mcopado]

Have you ever lost the key to a handcuff, and your GF's stepfather gets home???

 

[eric shawn listo]

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