Trekka
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I think you'd be surprised at how many guys have tried it. And how many that deny it are really good at lying
I fucked a hammer once.
Just the handle though.
But like, same wheelhouse?
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I think you'd be surprised at how many guys have tried it. And how many that deny it are really good at lying
I didn't know he had pubes. This whole time he's been giving me grief about mine... HypocriteWho are you calling young, youngster?
My stars.
Why, electronic suction has been around for the better part of a century!
I know this to be true, because one time the Peemster accidentally sent me one of his sexy selfies. #SextFail (they happen)
I replicated the photo I saw as best I could, by hand, below. The arrow represents where, well, you know.
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Your vagina needed a good nailing?I fucked a hammer once.
Just the handle though.
But like, same wheelhouse?
Is this the kind of “retirement” that occurs after an “incident”?So today, I would like to wish our dear, dear friend, P-mania, a HAPPY LAST DAY AT WORK
It has to be the majority, right? I stuck it in a wet/dry vac.I think you'd be surprised at how many guys have tried it. And how many that deny it are really good at lying
Just stay away from the variable speed oscillating multi-purpose tools!I fucked a hammer once.
Just the handle though.
But like, same wheelhouse?
Is a cucumber a fruit?I’m suddenly feeling very boring for the lack of fruit, vacuums, and home repair tools in my sex life
Nope! I’ve also never used a vegetable to get off. I clearly still have some wild oats to sowIs a cucumber a fruit?
I don’t typically use edible things to satisfy those cravings. I guess it has merit. Nursing has left me with many questions and a great distrust of objects not designed for their use…Nope! I’ve also never used a vegetable to get off. I clearly still have some wild oats to sow
percent thisI don’t typically use edible things to satisfy those cravings. I guess it has merit. Nursing has left me with many questions and a great distrust of objects not designed for their use…
The reason for the shrink wrap is to make sure you don’t end up with theseEr...actually, yes. Botanically, it's a fruit.
One grocery store near me sells them shrink wrapped and labelled SINGLE CUCUMBER (this is true). I couldn't see why anyone would need to be told in writing that they were buying only one of them. But then I realised that for some people the dating status of a cucumber might be more of a live issue.
This is why I fucking love Trekka. And sometimes you’re not the worstOh fuck all y’all. I am not retired.
I didn't know he had pubes. This whole time he's been giving me grief about mine... Hypocrite
Is a cucumber a fruit?
Oh fuck all y’all. I am not retired. Trekka just thinks because I work full work weeks and don’t get summers off that I must be retiring now.
And for all of you questioning my age, I’m in my early 30s to early 40s. If you must specifically know, I’m 40.
Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I am still working. All of the brilliant engineer-y type things I do will continue to happen and your lives will go on without interruption. For now.
@TrekkaWho are you calling young, youngster?
My stars.
Why, electronic suction has been around for the better part of a century!
I know this to be true, because one time the Peemster accidentally sent me one of his sexy selfies. #SextFail (they happen)
I replicated the photo I saw as best I could, by hand, below. The arrow represents where, well, you know.
View attachment 2246397
You know, ever since you told me the thing about the other thing you do, I have to admit I have a growing sense of existential dread. Exactly how MUCH do you influence how things in this country are built?? And do you know how an unskilled person with no degree can immigrate to Canada?Oh fuck all y’all. I am not retired. Trekka just thinks because I work full work weeks and don’t get summers off that I must be retiring now.
And for all of you questioning my age, I’m in my early 30s to early 40s. If you must specifically know, I’m 40.
Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I am still working. All of the brilliant engineer-y type things I do will continue to happen and your lives will go on without interruption. For now.
That is definitely a lot of pubes. Wow. Manscaping a little would be helpful.Who are you calling young, youngster?
My stars.
Why, electronic suction has been around for the better part of a century!
I know this to be true, because one time the Peemster accidentally sent me one of his sexy selfies. #SextFail (they happen)
I replicated the photo I saw as best I could, by hand, below. The arrow represents where, well, you know.
View attachment 2246397
Popsicles were my most exciting. Obviously before I knew how bad sugar was.I’m suddenly feeling very boring for the lack of fruit, vacuums, and home repair tools in my sex life
So this whole thread was made just so Trekka could admit to having sex with a hammer?Oh fuck all y’all. I am not retired.
Sometimes when you’re a hammer,I fucked a hammer once.
Just the handle though.
But like, same wheelhouse?
Well, after interviewing a family of pineapple’s I can confirm he fucked the youngest one first and worked his way up, finishing with a passion fruitI was legitimately disappointed when I found out the fruit fucking did not actually happen. Then I was a little appalled to find out the vacuum fucking was real. At least he’ll have more time now to romance that shop vac the way it deserves
In all seriousness though, Congrats, my friend!
I like to commemorate big moments with art and I wanted something that would subtly remind you of Lit. After thinking about it, I came up with the bestest idea. And since it’s a present, you have to accept it and hang it up
Menstral Art!
*runs and hides while dying of laughter
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After that she likes to give all men ball peinSometimes when you’re a hammer,
everything looks like a vagina.