Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Overheard from the maintenance guys fixing my AC which decided to go out during a heat wave:

What does the green wire do? Looks like it should do something.

Where did the screwdriver part of my screwdriver go?


So yeah, I’m essentially fucked here. Please send ice.

 

[twister947]

I was just labeled a "snowflake"...I take that as a sign I'm doing something right.

 

[BeachyBlonde]

Always a pleasure.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

The parts of me revealed here were warmly and freely given, my friend.

 

[Saucyminx]

My aim with a squirt gun is pretty damn good. (And no, that is not a clever euphemism.)

 

[NightL]

My aim with a squirt gunis pretty damn good. (And no, that is not a clever euphemism.)

no no no, I'll go with the euphemism

 

[NightL]

.....

as the wild wind blew... away away flew the avatar too

 

[Saucyminx]

You either love grits or you hate them. I never realized I loved them until I started making them for myself. Guess it’s time to quit foregoing my little bit of Southerness.

PS I have the place to myself for a few days. Let the wild rumpus commence!

 

[Saucyminx]

^^^
Gorgeous AV Rainy.

Coffee do your stuff. I’m fuckin dying here today.

 

[Saucyminx]

Why do the really pretty ones always have to be such a pain in the ass?

 

[haha_on_me]

They’re all a pain in the arse eventually.

Exactly, I'm not pretty, but I can sure be a pain in the ole hiney.

 

[haha_on_me]

^^^
Gorgeous AV Rainy.

Isn't she beautiful.

 

[Saucyminx]

They’re all a pain in the arse eventually.

You aren’t wrong.

Isn't she beautiful.

Inside and out.

 

[Saucyminx]

Naaw. I didn’t see this. Thank you but you are definitely showing your bias.

Also, no dying allowed.

I always keep my bias completely covered in the name of decency.

To flip or not to flip, that is the question. I’m tired. Might just be too much effort. Then again it has been a while and I am making her dinner.

 

[Saucyminx]

I say don’t flip.

I didn’t. I’m getting so well behaved in my old age.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, there’s no need to go to extremes. I don’t recommend well behaved, either.

Ok, well behaved might be a stretch.

Dear brain, if you keep trying to escape from my right eye socket, I may just tell you to go. I’ve reached the advil limit for the day, + some, and I’m not sure I ever liked you that much anyway.

 

[Saucyminx]

When it rains, it pours. It’s because I asked the universe for a little less rumpus isn’t it?

 

[Saucyminx]

M work friends found out I used to be a librarian, and they are making a very big deal about it.

 

[midwestyankee]

I didn’t. I’m getting so well behaved in my old age.

Sure, Jan.

 

[silverwhisper]

last week was probably the worst week i've experienced to date, what with frustrations, disappointments, and unexpected bad things.

this year is not endearing itself to me.

 

[Emerson40]

Lord tunderin trout-smack!



Shalom, ed.

 

[Saucyminx]

So Clezelle is actually a real name, and I don’t know what to do with this information.

 

[pplwatching]

So Clezelle is actually a real name, and I don’t know what to do with this information.

The most popular full name is Clezelle Clark. 50.00% of all the people named Clezelle have this family name.

More useless information that you won't know what to do with: https://www.mynamestats.com/First-Names/C/CL/CLEZELLE/index.html

 

[haha_on_me]

That happy tears moment when your Neurologist gives you the all clear to get on a plane.

Yay, that is awesome news! Does that mean you are coming to see me?

 

[haha_on_me]

No, but you’re welcome to come lie on the beach with me here.

May we stay there.......forever?