walkingeagle
Literotica Guru
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Banned for running with scissors
banned for being crazy---
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Banned for running with scissors
banned for being crazy---
Banned for thinking you can walk an eagle around town...
banned for staring at my Eagles pecker--
Banned for using Mr. Magoo as human shield at what you told him was a "fireworks display".
banned because I'm not the one who gave him his license.
Banned for spending all your time fishing but not inviting me for a good fish bake
banned for not fishing with me--
Banned for not fishin' in the nude!!!!
Banned for thinking I dont--
Banned for forget you showed me the pictures already!!!!
Banned for not bragging them up---
Banned because I am the soul reaper
Banned for illegal shinigami practices of bringing back to life your favorite dead comedians of the late 1980s.
Banned for suggesting bringing ANYTHING from the 80's back...especially the comedians...
Banned for not sharing her headphones with me
Banned for having a signature space that takes up a city block...
And for not having that shirt unbuttoned....
Banned for believing what is quoted in your signature and developing a q-tip obsession years ago...
Banned for confiscating my q-tips...and speak up, I can't hear you...
Banned for sig glut
Banned for painting the White House in a stipple style that, when viewed from far away, shows a picture of Oscar the Grouch's head on a naked woman's body.