walkingeagle
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Banned for lateral bans.
Banned for forgetting the beer----
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Banned for lateral bans.
Banned for forgetting the beer----
Banned for not caring about us non-drinkers.
Banned for not bringing bottled water
*wrinkles my nose*
Banned for not at least allowing me a diet cola.
banned because I showed up late to this party.
banned because I showed up late to this party.
Banned for showing up to the party with too many clothes on.
banned because the general opinion is that a t shirt and panties is too much attire.
banned for not removing the t shirt & panties and throwing them out the window
banned because they are nice panties! I can't do that. sheesh!
Banned for not removing them and neatly folding them
banned for being fixated on panties. lol
banned for failing to realize my fixation is inside the panties---
banned for fixating on girlie bits. oh wait... that would fit any guy here. ummmm.... banned for being of the male persuasion.![]()
banned for not appreciating males--
banned because I certainly do. I need someone to take out the garbage and take the car to the garage, don't I?![]()
Banned for slavedriver behavior.
banned because you could choose your own jobs or they'll be assigned to you.
Banned for talking about work on a Sunday night.
banned for thinking chores that you choose were limited to work.
you could choose to be a napping partner if you like.
Napping is not a chore, it is an indulgence.![]()
banned for causing me to imagine your most "open" position -- and not being able to think of anything elsebanned because that is my point. it's still a position that is open. lol