"Ask A Mixed Guy Who Looks White" Thread

RoryN

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Thanks to medjay and Dave Chappelle for the idea.

This is mostly a spoof thread, though I am of mixed race. I promise colorful answers, `cause the subject lends itself to comedy. Bring `on the questions.
 
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RoryN said:
Thanks to medjay and Dave Chappelle for the idea.

This is mostly a spoof thread, though I am of mixed race. I promise colorful answers, `cause the subject lends itself to comedy. Bring `on the questions.

What kind of questions?

KAH, I don't think i would loan you $300. ;)
 
Re: Re: "Ask A Mixed Guy Who Looks White" Thread

love2teaseu said:
What kind of questions?

Eh...hmm. Lemme give an example:

Does anyone ever figure it out without you telling them?

Yes. Generally the ones that do are minorities themselves. I'm not sure whether they've got that "radar" going 24/7, or they just see something in my face. I'd rather they didnt stare - I have a big nose.
 
BoobsNBrains said:
Would you like to take a stroll along the beach with me?

Absolutely. But you have to hook your arm around mine so that I can silently brag to passerby.
 
If that is you in your AV, I would not find anything to stare at, wrongly. I think that mixed races are some of the most gorgeous people out there. The mixture and combination of cultures are most sexy. Plus it displays that they are teaching you ways to accept all types of cultures and beings. IMO.
 
veryblueeyes said:
If that is you in your AV, I would not find anything to stare at, wrongly. I think that mixed races are some of the most gorgeous people out there. The mixture and combination of cultures are most sexy. Plus it displays that they are teaching you ways to accept all types of cultures and beings. IMO.

At a party about a month ago, a girl from Detroit was trying to convince a group of women the benefits of having mixed children. Because I wasn't wearing my special name tag that day, she had no idea about my background.

"They're always so beautiful. They have those dark brown eyes..."

"Like these?"

"Yeah. And that hair, somewhere between fine and thick..."

"Like this?"

"Exactly! And those freckles across the nose..."

"Like these?" [pointing to my bridge of freckles]

"Yup! Thats what I want my kids to have."

She didn't ever figure it out. I get guilty pleasure over conversations like these and, frankly, I'm privy to many more of them in SoCal than I ever was back east. :)
 
Oh... Thought it was a spoof thread, but I was being serious. I am usually am.

So how did it make you feel?

How did the girls respond when they found out you "mixed"?

BTW, I live in the West and see this all the time, so it is harder to pick out. When I was back home it was easier to pick out, just not here.
 
Originally posted by veryblueeyes
So how did it make you feel?

No biggie one way or the other. I only get miffed when I hear ignorance along these lines. Hers was more a fascination/curiousity thing, and I know her personally. She's awesome.

How did the girls respond when they found out you "mixed"?

They usually don't unless it comes up in casual conversation (or unless I, say, post it on a public forum).

I did once schedule a blind date with a girl who made a huge deal about race, and was very upset when she found out I didn't disclose mine to her up-front. I told her I didn't think it was important; she said it was, because all black men were womanizers, and it was my responsibility to be honest.

She ended up getting a lot of honesty after that. Needless to say, no date. :D
 
RoryN said:
Ah. That's better!

No.

would you kindly post your acount number, ssn, pin number, credit/debit card number and any other pertinent financial numbers, please? also your full name and address. it would be most appreciated.
 
Gawd, that makes you just want to take a very long break from dating.

You are correct, it doesn't matter. I think east indians have the most beautiful brown eyes, and yes people of mixed races are very attractive. I love brown eyes they are my favorite, I think its a opposites attract thing because mine are blue.
 
killallhippies said:
would you kindly post your acount number, ssn, pin number, credit/debit card number and any other pertinent financial numbers, please? also your full name and address. it would be most appreciated.

Ask that guy from Guinea needing to transfer funds to the states. I gave it to him already.

He's bad `bout answering the phone, though.
 
RoryN said:
Originally posted by veryblueeyes
So how did it make you feel?

No biggie one way or the other. I only get miffed when I hear ignorance along these lines. Hers was more a fascination/curiousity thing, and I know her personally. She's awesome.

How did the girls respond when they found out you "mixed"?

They usually don't unless it comes up in casual conversation (or unless I, say, post it on a public forum).

I did once schedule a blind date with a girl who made a huge deal about race, and was very upset when she found out I didn't disclose mine to her up-front. I told her I didn't think it was important; she said it was, because all black men were womanizers, and it was my responsibility to be honest.

She ended up getting a lot of honesty after that. Needless to say, no date. :D

I am sorry, like I said, I find people of mixed races wondeful looking and just wonderful people. I don't think all black men are womanizers. I have met a few that were my friends that asked me how to speak to a woman.

Put it this way.

A human is a human. I don't care what race, sex, religion or what. You take them as you meet them, get to know them and then percieve what you want. That's the facts of life.
 
Goodness, can't you people grow up?

I was giving honest advice. Damn you are ruthless. :D
 
RosevilleCAguy said:
What is the meaning of life?

A Monty Python movie.

veryblueeyes said:
You take them as you meet them, get to know them and then percieve what you want. That's the facts of life.

That's too simple and to-the-point for most people to grasp. But, right you are. :)

I'm privy to every racist comment within a 50-foot radius. Reason being that white people don't curtail their speech when I'm there and non-whites, who know I'm mixed, don't curtail theirs. It's made for an interesting time.

I know the difference between one "black man" joke being told by a cultured person, and three "How do you get a nigger..." jokes in a row coming from the mouth of a Marine (happened recently).

Well fuck - that wasn't very funny. I promised to keep this light and breezy! After all, it's just shameless self-promotion on my part. *grin*
 
RoryN said:
Absolutely. But you have to hook your arm around mine so that I can silently brag to passerby.

I'll be more than happy to do so, as long as you promise to "accidentally" rub my breast with your arm.
 
BoobsNBrains said:
I'll be more than happy to do so, as long as you promise to "accidentally" rub my breast with your arm.

I love when that happens. It's good for a little shock of electricity for both the bumper...and the "bumpee".

I've only seen your one AV, but yours look full and lovely. Your face is a major distraction, though. What pretty eyes. :rose:

BTW, one of my best friends moved to Houston a few months ago from SoCal. We talk to each other almost daily.
 
RoryN said:
I love when that happens. It's good for a little shock of electricity for both the bumper...and the "bumpee".

I've only seen your one AV, but yours look full and lovely. Your face is a major distraction, though. What pretty eyes. :rose:

BTW, one of my best friends moved to Houston a few months ago from SoCal. We talk to each other almost daily.

I like it, too. :D Major goosebumples.

Why, thank you. There *is* a thread over in AmPics somewhere, but I've kinda let it die out. :kiss:

Perhaps you should come visit your friend...:devil:
 
So, hi, Rory. Is that your actual name or just your "lit name"? Uh, can I go on the walk with you and BoobsnBrainsnBoobs?

I :heart: her...and I like you a bit.
 
RoryN said:
Thanks to medjay and Dave Chappelle for the idea.

This is mostly a spoof thread, though I am of mixed race. I promise colorful answers, `cause the subject lends itself to comedy. Bring `on the questions.
Do I look mixed to you? Everybody seems to think I'm black.
 
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