Tio_Narratore
Studies
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- Dec 2, 2008
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William and Kate favour the 'Doggy Fuck'.
Not surprised; after all, his gram' favours Corgis.
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William and Kate favour the 'Doggy Fuck'.
Not surprised; after all, I love spam-flavoured Corgis.
Show me a breast!
You show me your breast, and I'll show you my dong hanging out.
I'll show you both and then I promise there will be a hanging...
A guy has to angle to see your tits! And through the back window, praying he don't fall off his rock perch first.
It could be worse, there could be cactus (cacti?) all over my backside. That's what I get for going to Sonora!
You do have to be careful when you make love to a desert, deer.
Yeah, I kid, but I'm respectful while being fast to catch on.
Well, you seem to know what's in Portland.
A warehouse. Knock three times, ask for Marvin.
I don't think I've got a mind.
That's alright, dear, I only like anal.
I did not get enough sheep last night.
I did not get enough sex last night.
Oh, you have an inflatable woman! I'm calling in for reinforcements.
What are you fucking? A sex doll policewoman?
Damn! You are kinky! Pathologically kinky.
Just because I like shit with goat cheese and chicken feathers from Ron Jeremy's tush doesn't make me a sycophant.
Well, I guess you're not actually listening to his ass.
Shh... I think I'm taking in Horse Cock...
That's the best you've got, dear?QUOTE]
Oh sorry, Tio, I called you 'dear'.
That's the best you've got, dear?QUOTE]
Oh sorry, Tio, I balled your 'deer'.
What's with all of the bestiality on here?
What's with the "best of all titties" here?
Seems like an appropriate competition for Lit.
It seemed like an appropriate compilation for Lit.
Appropriate? Ok I'll give you that, but did you really think anyone wanted to read odes and sonnets about Lloyd Bridges' nut sac?