sweepthefloor
see jane nurse
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Oh! That would be even better than a Belladonna/Opium Suppository! I will take both! Pain relief, give me pain relief!Here, have a Brompton cocktail!
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Oh! That would be even better than a Belladonna/Opium Suppository! I will take both! Pain relief, give me pain relief!Here, have a Brompton cocktail!
Hey, thank you! I would have to change the title; the politics of the nursing profession would never let me get away with it. Who knows?Have you considered taking the "best" posts in terms of nurse procedure/medical knowledge and working them into a book? I think it would sell to both the nurse/medical audience and the more general audience.
Keep "As the Hospital Pervs" as the title, and alternate "perv" posts with knowledge posts. Maybe add some original material or references. Scholarly enough to be a text, pervy enough to be a bestseller. 8)
If it works, I'd like an autographed copy for making the suggestion. Maybe a photo?
Hey, thank you! I would have to change the title; the politics of the nursing profession would never let me get away with it. Who knows?
Hm. Alright!Talk to a publisher first, that title is pure SALES. And sales equals money... which brings lots of options.
Alright, I will put that on my list of movies to watch now. Thank you. xxxI watched Natalie Portman fuck Ashton Kutcher at her character's hospital in the film 'No Strings Attached' earlier today.
Thought of you.
xoxo
Alright, I will get back to perving soon.I'm in medical field, but don't work for hospital.
I would buy your book and I think the title totally works.
I love medical stories, especially perv ones. We need more in the story sextion, imo.
Haha! That is funny. We had a mock code a while ago. I got into the room and there was a dummy on the bed. I said what is going on? The nurse educators were there, an attending and a resident.I'm so glad I don't have to work with Doctor's. I've taught a few of them in a ACLS class. I would kill someone or myself.
Alright, I will put that on my list of movies to watch now. Thank you. xxx
Haha! That is funny. We had a mock code a while ago. I got into the room and there was a dummy on the bed. I said what is going on? The nurse educators were there, an attending and a resident.
The nurse educators said: Surprise! It is a mock code blue! I was busy on shift and irritated. So, I start to go threw the motions. We are pretending that I am first on scene and I find my patient unresponsive. There is no pulse. I want to yawn, I say: give me the back board. blah blah blah. I am team leader and everyone shows up for this act.
The defibrillator shows VFIB so we work it good and pass. Then it switches to Sinus Brady and the resident orders out for.... Synchronized Cardioversion...while he is flipping threw is 'protocol' cheat sheets with shaky hands. The nurse on the lifePAK gets ready to obey him.
I say excuse me...Don't you mean you want us to start pacing now? Pacer mode? Start at 60? We got symptomatic Bradycardia? Do we have a blood pressure?
It's alright, he will get it. We all learn.
Insane shifts! Hospital fucking! That is great. I am waiting for the movie to come in the mail.You're welcome but I'm warning you, it starts out painfully slow. Good news is that the pace picks up along the way - as does the fucking in her hospital during her insane shifts.
I am not jaded. There are some wonderful doctors out there. We can't do it alone. The residents have to learn and they will learn. We all learn and it is a team effort.Over the years I lost the Iconic image that I have had of Doctors as being super smart and always knowing what to do. Sometimes when pts refuse to let me assess them ,because they want to talk to the doc because he knows what he is doing, it's all I can do to keep from telling them how it is.
That same ACLS class I failed a resident for shocking Aysistole not just once but three times. He was a cardioligy resident and when he arrived to the class he told me that he should not have to be there. The class cordnater passed him anyway. She did not want to make waves. Beside there would be a medic or a nurse nearby that knew what to do.
I'm sitting here in MRI.
They got some crazy porn music going on down here.
How do they listen to this all day?
Are they getting it on in between scans?