Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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But Zool's gatekeeper is busy elsewhere
I put in a large dollop of ice cream
But the brain freeze is excruciating.
I put in Anne Murray.
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But Zool's gatekeeper is busy elsewhere
I put in a large dollop of ice cream
But the brain freeze is excruciating.
I put in Anne Murray.
Who flies away on a snowbird.
I put in a roast Chicken
and you get an urban goose
I put in a kinky film noir movie about WW2
and you get John Wayne in drag selling exit visas stolen from Nazi werewolves.
I put in a Greek chorus...
all moaning about the price of living.
I put in a large Bank Loan.
and the large bank sells your debt to a shady collection agency.
I put in an advance on your pay check...
Which is promptly swiped by the Tax Man.
I put in the small pile of coins one gets in result.
And your wife spends them on new shoes.
I put in an I O U for $4.00
and the Tax Man serves a Court Order for payment.
I put in a sworn affidavit.
and you get a green card or a visit from the INS...
I put in a writ of certiorari
And the Supreme Court rejects the plea.
I put in a small bomb
and you get M249 SAW (Short Squad Automatic Weapon)
I toss in a Nude Bomb
And it's dressed in a bright flash
I put in a dead video remote control
and you get a Betamax copy of a Star Trek episode...
I put in red and black clown car...
and you get a moving squeaky toy that squirts water when you smell it.
I put in shameless desire.
and you get the lastest Literotica story
I put in a tacky plastic sunflower
And you get a tacky basket of tacky plastic pears.
I put in a melted Cadburry's Creme Egg.
and you get a melted clucking rabbit...
I toss in an episode of I Love Lucy . . .
And the association of psychiatrists goes on strike.
I put in a battered, cooked, Mars Bar
and you get a reconstituted Americanized Mars Bar called the Milky Way
I put in a funeral dirge...
And it slows down the dancing on TV.
I put in a Jazz ensemble
and you get Swing Out Sister
I put in The Soto Koto Band
and they vanish in a cloud of Avatars
I put in Second Life.
But your modem crashes and you are stuck with solitare.
I put in the keys of six different pianos.