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Amalgamation said:
I broke that one on my way to 1000 posts. I've thusly been ridden, sucked, and adored. :)
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Hmm, that's more like it.

I just get passive aggressive slams on anonymous threads.

Speaking of which, I must sling prose to avoid an extended thread derail:

The thread topic is coming
Hurry, all aboard quick!
And if you jump off topic
You'll get the spanking stick.

(ok, that sounds bitchy but I'm just being silly)
 
It's been a long day
But I did have some fun
Now all I have to say
I must go for a run


I know that is not a flirt
More of a blurt
Maybe I'll have wine
When I try this next time

:cool:
 
sogrl90 said:
It's been a long day
But I did have some fun
Now all I have to say
I must go for a run


I know that is not a flirt
More of a blurt
Maybe I'll have wine
When I try this next time

:cool:
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Keep drinking your wine
Maybe shake your behind
And then you might find
You're feeling just fine
 
Where are you going?
Where have you been?
And angel from heaven?
Or an agent of sin?
 
Stuffed socks are plenty
This is quite true
But somehow I feel
This doesn't apply to you.

(Lol)
 
Watching the Voice
I've not made my choice
These kids can sing..
Man, their voices really ring!
 
Bubble baths are cool
And so is the beach
Neither of those
Is within my reach
 
He was working on knots, mending his nets;
From behind, she began fondling his manly assets.
“Leave your bench, come out with me, before the sun sets…
Or I will start honking on my clarinet.”

:D
 
wildebird said:
He was working on knots, mending his nets;
From behind, she began fondling his manly assets.
“Leave your bench, come out with me, before the sun sets…
Or I will start honking on my clarinet.”

:D
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Hahahahaha!!!!

Then he turned around and folded her breasts
And slipped a hand under her very short dress.
He said he had a way to relieve their stress,
And make her play the notes that she knew the best
 
I really miss the Playful one:
Please come back, you were so much fun.
Your threads and posts and merry style,
I've missed from here for such a while.

:(:rose:
 
I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
'It's Tricky' is the title, here we go ...

*ahem*

Sorry, got carried away by the rhythm there. Let's try that again.

I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
As yet I haven't learnt
To stop when I get burnt

Well truthful as that is it's hardly flirty is it, Jett?

So, take 3 ...

I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
Your bodylicious heat
Looks hot enough to eat!

:devil:
 
37_ttej said:
I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
'It's Tricky' is the title, here we go ...

*ahem*

Sorry, got carried away by the rhythm there. Let's try that again.

I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
As yet I haven't learnt
To stop when I get burnt

Well truthful as that is it's hardly flirty is it, Jett?

So, take 3 ...

I love to play with fire
Oh, yes it's my desire
Your bodylicious heat
Looks hot enough to eat!

:devil:
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How about:

I love to play with fire,
I love to see things smokey ,
But sadly once they caught me,
They threw me into chokey :eek:
 
Self deprecating humor
He always makes me laugh
Before you lose your nerve
Taegul, kiss me fast
 
Iceprincess12 said:
Self deprecating humor
He always makes me laugh
Before you lose your nerve
Taegul, kiss me fast
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A kiss for the frozen one,
The most passionate she ever felt.
Let's see if I can make
The princess of ice slowly melt.
 
Taegul said:
A kiss for the frozen one,
The most passionate she ever felt.
Let's see if I can make
The princess of ice slowly melt.
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Standing so close, waiting for your nerves to disappear
I bite my lip gently, running my fingers through your hair
"Kiss me" you say as your cheeks start to blush
"No" I tease smiling, "we don't need to rush"
 
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