The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Irania said:

And get out a caffeine high

I put in a flour tortilla

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Irania said:

and get out a supercharged dildo.

I put in a sixer of brewsky

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Irania said:

and you become insect free (funny)

I put in a selective herb

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Irania said:

And I take it away

I put in some silky kisses

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sadangel said:

and you get some chocolate ones. As many as you like.

I put in a silky sheet...

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Austin8 said:

and I slip off the bed in the middle of the night

I put in a flowering lithrope

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kimbalee said:

and transplant it several times for a picky customer.

I put in a wish of congrats on landing the big job...

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kimbalee said:

and transplant it several times for a picky customer.

I put in a wish of congrats on landing the big job...

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Austin8 said:

Ahh and you get a happy Landscaper

I put in a rainy day (hugs)

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frisky-leo said:

And you get a keg party with half a dozen strippers.

I put in a tie-dyed sarong.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a skimpy dress thats saright

I put in a lantana hybrid

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kimbalee said:

and get back a multicolored million belles.

I put in moisture manager...

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kimbalee said:

and get some guy who answers to "Austin."

I put in herbicide...

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Austin8 said:

and your garden area is clean and ready for fall plants

I put in a John Deere tractor (for B)

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Irania said:

And you get bunches of horsepower

I put in a sleepy girl

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Irania said:

And you get ten bunnies that live in a garden

I put in a Floral Nymph

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sadangel said:

And you get the floral nymph...


And you get me.

I put in Austin...

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